Haircut 100

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Post Reply
User avatar
Thrash Harry
Utterly Bastard Filthy
Posts: 1577
Joined: 13 May 2003, 20:56
Location: Over The Hill And Far Away
Contact:
Contact Thrash Harry

Just been for my bi-annual scalping. Well, I like to get my money's worth and I 've a healthy fear of any woman standing behind me with a pair of scissors in her hand. Blade 3 seems to be getting smaller. That's the problem with having to take your glasses off before you sit down. So what was/ is your favourite Barnet? Mine was a flat-top circa 1985/ 86 when I still had the requisite cheekbones and sufficient preening time, courtesy of Lady Thatcher's unemployment policies.
Go to sleep now, Francis.
Top
User avatar
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9031
Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.

anything crimped and backcombed.
i was blonde for a while. i loved that.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
Top
User avatar
Mrs RicheyJames
Overbomber
Posts: 4128
Joined: 10 Feb 2003, 00:33
Location: Rick Astley's house. Trying to find out why he chooses to look like Timsinister.

I quite like my hair the way it is, wish it was a bit longer and thicker though.
What a girly thread
Only a paand.
Top
User avatar
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9031
Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.

there's only 3 posts!! 4 now
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
Top
User avatar
markfiend
goriller of form 3b
Posts: 21181
Joined: 11 Nov 2003, 10:55
Location: st custards
Contact:
Contact markfiend

Haircut? An unfortunate political decision. Hair is your aerials, man, connecting you to the cosmos. All hairdressers are in the employ of the government.

My hair has been untouched by cuting implement (apart from trimming split ends) since 1992.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
Top
User avatar
Thrash Harry
Utterly Bastard Filthy
Posts: 1577
Joined: 13 May 2003, 20:56
Location: Over The Hill And Far Away
Contact:
Contact Thrash Harry

Sexygoth wrote:What a girly thread
By a boy with a girly name. :wink:
Go to sleep now, Francis.
Top
User avatar
mayhem
Glam Rock Throwback
Posts: 261
Joined: 28 Jul 2002, 01:00
Location: far, far away

emilystrange wrote:anything crimped and backcombed.
i was blonde for a while. i loved that.
Me too, but it took such a strong peroxide solution to achieve the desired effect that I had to stop it or go bald.

Whenever the roots got too bad I used to go bubblegum pink and that was my favourite.
Top
User avatar
rian
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1842
Joined: 07 Mar 2002, 00:00
Location: Stockholm/Sweden
Contact:
Contact rian

I had long hair a couple of years ago. I really looked like Jesus :urff:

But age make the hair thinner and more grey, so I keep it shourt now. Not shaved (like other parts of my body) but short.
I think someone set my soul alight
Top
User avatar
Mrs RicheyJames
Overbomber
Posts: 4128
Joined: 10 Feb 2003, 00:33
Location: Rick Astley's house. Trying to find out why he chooses to look like Timsinister.

rian wrote: Not shaved (like other parts of my body) but short.
TMI
Only a paand.
Top
User avatar
Lynchfanatic
Fire Walking Owl
Posts: 575
Joined: 05 Mar 2003, 04:50
Location: Black lodge
Contact:
Contact Lynchfanatic

rian wrote:I had long hair a couple of years ago. I really looked like Jesus :urff:

But age make the hair thinner and more grey, so I keep it shourt now. Not shaved (like other parts of my body) but short.
He he he. But then again, for boys it must hurt, or atleast invole some kind of risk? After the first time it sure does get easier though :innocent:

I have had it quite short for some years. But after endless saving it is finally starting to get long. It is to the shoulders in the front and to the bra strap in the back. I actually wish it was a little bit thinner.
myspace.com/lynchfanatic
Top
CorpPunk
Pirate of Penzance
Posts: 882
Joined: 29 Sep 2003, 05:48

Current short haircut is my favourite. Did have bright copper stripes in it for a few months, but I just changed 'em back to blonde (bleach!). I also just found out that my recently-married hairdresser is moving back down south. I have been inconsolable since. :cry: :cry: :cry:
Top
User avatar
elguiri
Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 328
Joined: 08 Jul 2003, 16:15

Hair................you all have hair.

bastards.................... :urff:
"Very Elderly Bastard Groovy"
Top
User avatar
Mrs RicheyJames
Overbomber
Posts: 4128
Joined: 10 Feb 2003, 00:33
Location: Rick Astley's house. Trying to find out why he chooses to look like Timsinister.

Don't you ? Why, did it not grow or summit?
Only a paand.
Top
User avatar
rian
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1842
Joined: 07 Mar 2002, 00:00
Location: Stockholm/Sweden
Contact:
Contact rian

elguiri wrote:Hair................you all have hair.

bastards.................... :urff:
And you don't? Poor bastard

:innocent:
I think someone set my soul alight
Top
CorpPunk
Pirate of Penzance
Posts: 882
Joined: 29 Sep 2003, 05:48

elguiri wrote:Hair................you all have hair.

bastards.................... :urff:
Aw...if I'd have known a year ago, I would have saved mine for you when I cut it all off.

As it is, you and JB can cry on eachother's shoulders. :cry: :cry:

:twisted:
Top
User avatar
elguiri
Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 328
Joined: 08 Jul 2003, 16:15

Sexygoth wrote:Don't you ? Why, did it not grow or summit?
Not any more................see this emoticon 8)

Thats me!
"Very Elderly Bastard Groovy"
Top
User avatar
christophe
Overbomber
Posts: 3527
Joined: 17 Jan 2004, 09:42
Location: Grinderstreet

This thread reminds me of a song I heard on a Ska festival some years ago. :idea:
I didn’t know any of the bands but the song was pretty basic.
Haircut………….haircut……………..haircut…………………………………give a haircut………

Or something like that

:)
Another Shade of You.
Top
User avatar
Loki
God of Mischief and Discord
Posts: 2351
Joined: 14 Jul 2003, 14:25
Location: Ragnarök

CorpPunk wrote: As it is, you and JB can cry on eachother's shoulders. :cry: :cry:

:twisted:
"Goodwill Ambassador ..?" Hmm ... :von:
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
Top
CorpPunk
Pirate of Penzance
Posts: 882
Joined: 29 Sep 2003, 05:48

Official motto: "Goodwill through grievous insults."

:twisted:
Top
User avatar
Loki
God of Mischief and Discord
Posts: 2351
Joined: 14 Jul 2003, 14:25
Location: Ragnarök

CorpPunk wrote:Official motto: "Goodwill through grievous insults."

:twisted:
Fair enuff, m'lady. :D
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
Top
User avatar
Thea
Overbomber
Posts: 2346
Joined: 13 Feb 2003, 12:29
Location: Aboard me ship....
Contact:
Contact Thea

i'm quite fond of my current hair. not too long, not too short and pink on top with black underneith and fringe (soon to be blue)

oh, and it sticks up nicley with a little crimping and backcombing :D
Top
User avatar
Angelchild
Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 383
Joined: 12 Oct 2003, 20:47
Location: Durham in the Grim North East

How it looks in my Member's Gallery photo. I'm quite happy with it now,though I'm dark blonde now,not a redhead. It was black once which I liked only it's a bit of a pain to get to another colour :roll:
"Ohne deine hilfe verliere
Ich mich in diesem ort"
Top
User avatar
Gripper
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 774
Joined: 24 Apr 2003, 01:17
Location: Zap City
Contact:
Contact Gripper

Big hair.
http://www.myheartland.co.uk/gallery/de ... age_id=555
That's my favourite.

Gives 'em something to grab onto. :twisted:
My car's faster than your mum, but not as dirty.
Top
User avatar
Angelchild
Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 383
Joined: 12 Oct 2003, 20:47
Location: Durham in the Grim North East

My goodness. Happy days when fellows had hair like that.
BTW I didn't imagine you to look like you do on your photo.It must be your old Avatar but I always had a picture in my head of you looking like Spiggy
(Tis meant to be a compliment :))
"Ohne deine hilfe verliere
Ich mich in diesem ort"
Top
User avatar
Gripper
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 774
Joined: 24 Apr 2003, 01:17
Location: Zap City
Contact:
Contact Gripper

Angelchild wrote:My goodness. Happy days when fellows had hair like that.
BTW I didn't imagine you to look like you do on your photo.It must be your old Avatar but I always had a picture in my head of you looking like Spiggy
(Tis meant to be a compliment :))
I thank you. :notworthy:
There's another photo of me in the gallery with shorter hair. It's shortish now. Prefer the big hair though.
My car's faster than your mum, but not as dirty.
Top
Post Reply

Return to “General Chat”