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Sexygoth wrote:I quite like my hair the way it is, wish it was a bit longer and thicker though.
What a girly thread
I also wish my hair was thicker. :twisted:

Right now its 4 inches "Over The Sholder" but years of dying (Black) - Backcombing - Crimping - Mousse - "Hard Rock" Hairspray and "Tying Back" has caused my hair to get very "Thin" on the front - to the point that even I find it "worrying"*

*worrying will, of course cause more hair loss - I cant win!

If I had the money - like Elton John :oops: - I would have a major hair transplant and strive to have the hair of "Pete Burns" (Dead Or Alive) Circa 83/84 :eek:
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AndyTheGoth wrote:If I had the money - like Elton John :oops: - I would have a major hair transplant
Believe me Andy, you wouldn't want a hair weave like Sir Yellow Brick Wind (hence his Irish). There's a bloke in our work with a hair weave, he's a c-nut, so I'm quite happy when he's sitting and I'm standing. His napper looks like a Barbie doll, his first name is John. He is now known as Elton John <surname withheld>
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AndyTheGoth wrote:the hair of "Pete Burns" (Dead Or Alive) Circa 83/84 :eek:
NO-ONE, I repeat NO-ONE was looking at his hair when I went to see Dead or Alive in Liverpool in 83/ 84. :oops: :innocent:
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His 'Johnson' Harry?
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markfiend wrote:Haircut? An unfortunate political decision. Hair is your aerials, man, connecting you to the cosmos. All hairdressers are in the employ of the government.
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markfiend wrote:Haircut? An unfortunate political decision. Hair is your aerials, man, connecting you to the cosmos. All hairdressers are in the employ of the government.
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Glad to see at least some Withnail fans on here.

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if i spiked you, you'd know you'd been spoken to.

oh yes. a very, very wondeful film 8)
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He's right Withnail. Look at him. His mechanism's gone. He's had more drugs than you've had hot dinners.

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I can't remember where it goes from there, so I'll start a new one.

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never attempt anything without the rubber gloves!

and my personal fave:

"FORK IT!!!"

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In the extras on the DVD, Richard E says he got the part by the way he read "Fork It!" at the auditions. :lol:

Nice location BTW.

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tis my fave film in the whole world, closely followed by rock and roll high school :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:tis my fave film in the whole world, closely followed by rock and roll high school :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
On a side-note to this digression from the hijack of this thread's original topic...

You've lost me there I'm afraid. My personal second-best would probably have to be This Is Spinal Tap
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Again I must agree with you Mr Fiend
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Yay! Tap quotefest anyone?

"It's not that they are less popular, it's just that their appeal is becoming more selective."

Sadly a line that seems applicable to another band...
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we've got armedilloes in our trousers - it's quite frightening...
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d00mw0lf wrote:we've got armedilloes in our trousers - it's quite frightening...
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Is it in Dobly?
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This one goes up to eleven
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"But, why not just make ten louder?"

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Kick this ass for a man.

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