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Seeing as though Easter is just around the corner and we have already established that everyone else in the whole country can obtain creme eggs all year round apart from me, how do you eat yours?

I bite the top off, lick the inside out then eat the rest (No i'm not being rude) :P
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Yep, me too! A couple of weeks ago I found it difficult not to eat less than 3 creme eggs everyday :eek:
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They are far too addictive!! I shall be eating those instead of smoking!!
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At the moment I am addicted to those Cadbury bars with the mint chips in. They've started making them in the small size which is good because they only made tham in the HUGE size before and once I start eating chocolate I have to continue until it's all gone :eek:
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Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww, don't care for mint
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Sexygoth wrote:Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww, don't care for mint
oooooohhhh it's yummy! :notworthy:
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Only polos I'm afraid
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......And if you eat loads of them and then clean your teeth, it's gross!
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:At the moment I am addicted to those Cadbury bars with the mint chips in. They've started making them in the small size which is good because they only made tham in the HUGE size before and once I start eating chocolate I have to continue until it's all gone :eek:
Mmm, dead tasty them. There used to be a very similar bar called Bitz that unfortunately disappeared a few years ago.
As for Creme Eggs, it's the bite'n'lick method for me too.
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I'll tell you a story about Creme Eggs.

As a child I had a severe illness brought on by eggs. I don't remember what because I was only very young. Anyway, since then, I have been unable to eat eggs (not allergic; just the taste and smell make me feel ill.)

When I was first given a Creme Egg, aged about 4, the fact that the inside just looked like an egg made me sick. It took me until I was about 15 to pluck up the courage to try one again! :lol:
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markfiend wrote:I'll tell you a story about Creme Eggs.

As a child I had a severe illness brought on by eggs. I don't remember what because I was only very young. Anyway, since then, I have been unable to eat eggs (not allergic; just the taste and smell make me feel ill.)

When I was first given a Creme Egg, aged about 4, the fact that the inside just looked like an egg made me sick. It took me until I was about 15 to pluck up the courage to try one again! :lol:
Bizarre.
If you want, I'll come round and eat your Easter eggs for you. as a favour.

I'm hooked on those Mini Creme eggs, even though the inside aint as nice as in the big ones.
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Black Shuck wrote:
markfiend wrote:I'll tell you a story about Creme Eggs.

As a child I had a severe illness brought on by eggs. I don't remember what because I was only very young. Anyway, since then, I have been unable to eat eggs (not allergic; just the taste and smell make me feel ill.)

When I was first given a Creme Egg, aged about 4, the fact that the inside just looked like an egg made me sick. It took me until I was about 15 to pluck up the courage to try one again! :lol:
Bizarre.
If you want, I'll come round and eat your Easter eggs for you. as a favour.

I'm hooked on those Mini Creme eggs, even though the inside aint as nice as in the big ones.
Bog off. I do eat them now. Thanks for the offer though. :?:lol:
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slowly.

being vegan, my easter eggs are always dark chocolate (usually green and black's 8) ) and as such can be quite rich. a bit to much to just sit there troffing :urff:

i dont really have a sweet tooth either, so even just a couple of eggs tend to last me for a few weeks :roll:

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i still have choc from xmas selection box
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I'm trying to shed a few pounds, so I'm not exactly "up for it" with choccy o/d this easter.
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split it lengthways with fingernails, lick out the middle and eat the shell.
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d00mw0lf wrote:split it lengthways with fingernails, lick out the middle and eat the shell.
Does that not get a bit sticky?
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markfiend wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:split it lengthways with fingernails, lick out the middle and eat the shell.
Does that not get a bit sticky?
no, but it takes practice :roll:
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Trust you to lower the tone...
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Black Horizon wrote:When you're a master of licking out the 'Tuna Trench' like me, it becomes an irresistable thing to do :twisted:
That is just outrageous! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :wink: :lol: :lol:

I prefer to slice 'em lengthways, heat 'em in a microwave and then pour brandy on top (creme eggs, not tuna trenches....oh gawd....)
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I cannot stand "Creme Eggs" - its concentrated instant tooth rot in a chicken ovum!

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Gripper wrote:
I prefer to slice 'em lengthways, heat 'em in a microwave and then pour brandy on top (creme eggs, not tuna trenches....oh gawd....)
When I first started reading that sentence, I got quite worried....
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