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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Thrash Harry
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... live under bridges, but I, little Billy Goat Gruff, am off to munch on the green, green grass of home. So how many brothers and sisters have you got? I know, I know. It sounds like a five year-old's question. But since we seem to be starting to get to know a bit more about each other, I though this might give yet another insight into our psyches. I'm the youngest of three sons, which basically means I'm a follower, not a leader, though I did have to find my own way when my two elder brothers decided they were too grown up to play with me anymore. With any luck, I might finally get the chance to whoop them at subbuteo this weekend!
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Mrs RicheyJames
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I have a younger brother and a younger sister!! Who could tell that? LOL
Only a paand.
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Brideoffrankenstein
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I'm a classic example of an only child (to quote The Young Ones again) :roll:
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emilystrange
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i'm the eldest by 5 years
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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Mrs RicheyJames
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Location: Rick Astley's house. Trying to find out why he chooses to look like Timsinister.

me too
Only a paand.
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markfiend
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I have a younger brother (by 2 years).
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Thea
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i've got 2 sisters (one 17 years older, one 4 years younger) and a brother (15 years older)
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Quiff Boy
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i have a younger brother aged 22.

i was an only child until the age of 9. if you can call being surrounded my 6 other kids "only"! my mum was a child minder... :roll:
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Hojyuu-obi
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I have an eleven-year-older brother, no sisters regrettably.
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emilystrange
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Quiff Boy wrote:i have a younger brother aged 22.

i was an only child until the age of 9. if you can call being surrounded my 6 other kids "only"! my mum was a child minder... :roll:
at least you had some idea of what it would be like, QB... imagine if oyu'd just been dropped in it
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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Loki
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The seventh son of a seventh son. In my dreams.

Older brother by 18 months. Younger brother by 8 years. Think that Mum's last attempt at getting a girl. Guess they stopped shagging after that.
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
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TMI :lol:
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Loki
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Nice that my older brother and me where only 18 months apart. Gave us both something to hit as we grew up.
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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Gripper
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I'm an older brother to two younger sisters (by 3 and 11 years). Which gave me ample practice at doing what I do so very well now....knowing I'm right all the time, even when I know I'm wrong.

I'm also good at getting other people into trouble, but jealous as hell at anyone who's been given opportunities I never had. I also understand females far more than I'll ever understand males. And, I'll wear a skirt if all the trousers are in the wash.
My car's faster than your mum, but not as dirty.
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Loki
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Gripper wrote:I'm an older brother to two younger sisters (by 3 and 11 years). Which gave me ample practice at doing what I do so very well now....knowing I'm right all the time, even when I know I'm wrong.

I'm also good at getting other people into trouble, but jealous as hell at anyone who's been given opportunities I never had. I also understand females far more than I'll ever understand males. And, I'll wear a skirt if all the trousers are in the wash.
So can you clarify the family connection betwen yourself and Emily (aka Ms Strange)?
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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Gripper
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Not without this starting to sound like a two-way conversation :evil:
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Loki
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Gripper wrote:Not without this starting to sound like a two-way conversation :evil:
Wild guess ...Sister?
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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Gripper
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That's a very wild guess.
My car's faster than your mum, but not as dirty.
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James Blast
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Sisters 0 - 0 Brothers

Parents 1
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Andy TG
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I am 33 I have 40 year old Sister - who has 3 kids of her own - 21, 15 and 10 ;-)
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Gary
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im the youngest, have an older brother and sister.
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Debaser
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I'm the youngest of two. Big sis is erm...49 I think (not good at stuff like that)
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
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Lamia
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I'm 5 years older than my lil bro (not really lil tho - 6ft and 15 stone policeman to be exact - but he'll always be a pipsqueak to me!!), always got on really well - always been best mates.
Considered this when having my children - wanted a fairly big gap between them (4 yrs) - they frickin fight like cat and dog, so obviously the 'big age gap' theory is a crock of poo!! :roll:
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Padstar
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Im an only one.......

But i have lots of guitars.....

Does that mean something ?

WIll someone other me please.... im needing it right now!!!

Paddy ;)
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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Black Planet
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well

I raised my little brother... 11 years younger than me.


I do not ever want to wipe s**t off an ass or watch green peas p*ss out a child's mouth again.

My children are cats.

When you were as young as I was and made to take care of a child...

you don't need to get preggers. EVER.
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