Dogging & Piking

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DoKtor Spiggy wrote:Marmite Motorway Marine
:lol: :notworthy: ;D You're mental ;D
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The Doktor replies:
Thankyou for recognizing that The DoKtor is Radio Rental.
He is............
Everyone is............it just takes honesty to admit it............normality is fundamentally boring.........
Do you know what The Trumpton Fire Brigade never did?
They never put out a fire.
They just rescued cats from trees..........
.....now that IS interesting............


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DoKtor Spiggy wrote:The Doktor replies:
Thankyou for recognizing that The DoKtor is Radio Rental.
that's so 80's DoKtor

bi-polar for the new millenium :lol: :lol: :lol:

that and cheese straws for breakfast.

you what you what you what...
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The DoKtor asks:
Why call it 'dogging' & piking?
why not 'hedgehogging' & 'shrimping?
Or Goating?
Or even Stan-ing?
Or Collydogging?
Yeah,I like that one.
Collydogging.........
I'm gonna post that on The swingers website.

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Thrash Harry wrote:I suggest a grove of doggers.
Bravo! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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DoKtor Spiggy wrote:The Doktor replies:
Thankyou for recognizing that The DoKtor is Radio Rental.
He is............
Everyone is............it just takes honesty to admit it............normality is fundamentally boring.........
Do you know what The Trumpton Fire Brigade never did?
They never put out a fire.
They just rescued cats from trees..........
.....now that IS interesting............


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Apple-picking...dead handy
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DoKtor Spiggy wrote:The DoKtor asks:
Why call it 'dogging' & piking?
why not 'hedgehogging' & 'shrimping?
Shrimping is a foot/wear fetish, I saw it on a John Walters docu. years ago. Not only is Mr.Walters a shrimper, but as future tabloid chat show host, Ricky Lake admits, 'a chubby chaser'.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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Tales from The Tardis:
Tonight The DoKKKKKKKKToRRRRRR learnt of a NEW phenomenon.
TOOTHING
Any Toothers out there?
Come on,liven up you boring lot
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Like them shiny and white.. a pretty smile .. goes very far.
so are you a dentist DoKtor? 8)
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The DoK Reports: No ALG.Toothing is not at all linked to Dentistry but is verrrrrrrrrrry interesting.Keep guessing xx
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DoK asks: Anyone ''Toothing'' out there?

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Can we pronounce it "tuthing" perhaps?
Cellphones at the ready people.
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
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The Time Lord replies: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!Steve,your very close.It does have something to do with cellphones....................keep going.
And teeth as white as snow(like The DoKtors are very sexy,Sexy Goth x

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What about women with teeth braces?

A very close friend of mine - who is also very good looking - had to wear permanent braces on both set of teeth for 18 months.

We had the idea of creating a web-site - which involved her doing "rude things" with Banana's / Beer Bottles etc.

Does anyone know if there is a "Market" for this type of 'smut' ;-)
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This Is M & S S & M
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Of course there is Andrew Man, it never fails to amaze what some people require, to get it on.
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The DoKtor enquires:
Anyone yet discovered what the concept of Toothing is?

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NO! Goddamnit. But I already figured out I'll never get it because you brits don't speak my brand of English.

Sorry DoK...can you talk american?
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Shrimpers Of Mercy fans should look here http://www.inthefeetofthenight.com/

In the feet of the night, I choked and sprayed red wine all over the monitor!

*WARNING 18 OR OVER* I think, I never went deeper than the front page.
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:eek: :eek: :eek:

LMFAO!!!!!!
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For any one who cares; Toothing involves scanninga room ( a bar maybe or a restaurant even) with your 'blue tooth' phone and getting hot under the collar when some sundry personage responds.
Right Doc?
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
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Hehehehehe, glad you liked it BeeP, it really creased me up... "In The Feet Of The Night, In The Feet Of The Day..."

and hey! I can speak American - aluminum. See?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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The DoKtor is impressed
Steve 303>You have comprehended the phenomenon of toothing perfectly.
Well done.Are you a toother?

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