It's Only Rock 'n' Roll

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Last Saturday I went to see The Smurphs.
There was no dry ice, no explosions and no drum solo, but plenty of guitars.

Earlier on this evening I went to see Busted.
There was dry ice, lots of explosions and a five-minute bloody drum duet, and lots of guitars.

Which was more Rock 'n' Roll, and why? Discuss.

PS I did wear my Motorhead t-shirt to the Busted gig. The man on the door said it was 'cool.'
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Busted are a load of old wa*k. Smurphs are the dogs boll*cks. End of discussion!
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Sexygoth wrote:Busted are a load of old wa*k. Smurphs are the dogs boll*cks. End of discussion!
This, of course, was never in any doubt.
Mind you, that's not what this is about.
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Perhaps not, but you did just make that rhyme!!!
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Sexygoth wrote:Perhaps not, but you did just make that rhyme!!!
Hell! Maybe I've caught Busted germs!
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Gripper wrote:Which was more Rock 'n' Roll, and why? Discuss.
No, I don't know, either.
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i've been to the year 3000....






and no f**ker remembered who busted were ;)
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Quiff Boy wrote:i've been to the year 3000....

....not much has changed 'cos we're waiting for a Sisters album.
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Gripper wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:i've been to the year 3000....

....not much has changed 'cos we're waiting for a Sisters album.
And Patsy's great, great great grandaughter is doin' fine.
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There was a smoke machine by Paddy's head.

You possible mistook it as steam coming out of his ears!
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Gripper wrote:Earlier on this evening I went to see Busted.
and you're saying this in public ?

i'm sorry, i thought this was the heartland site
then he takes your hand in some strange californian handshake and breaks the bone
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