IQ Test

NEW RULES: One thread per day only. If there's a thread for today already started, post on that. And if there isn't? Then you get to start one. Aren't you the lucky one?
Post Reply
User avatar
Loki
God of Mischief and Discord
Posts: 2351
Joined: 14 Jul 2003, 14:25
Location: Ragnarök

IQ Test - DONT CHEAT!

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of
brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper
and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy
pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? Think about it first
before scrolling down for the answer...
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
>
If you got this wrong please - do not pass go, do not breed, just dig a hole and hide.
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
Top
User avatar
Andy TG
Overbomber
Posts: 2588
Joined: 30 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: Wherever I Am At The Time......

In the Kingdom of the Blind - The One-Eyed Man is King :-)
This Is Not Ordinary S & M
This Is M & S S & M
Top
User avatar
Andy TG
Overbomber
Posts: 2588
Joined: 30 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: Wherever I Am At The Time......

AndyTheGoth wrote:In the Kingdom of the Blind - The One-Eyed Man is King :-)
And YES I did get the answer correct ! :eek:
This Is Not Ordinary S & M
This Is M & S S & M
Top
User avatar
James Blast
Banned
Posts: 24699
Joined: 11 Jun 2003, 18:58
Location: back from some place else

Doh! :oops:
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Top
CorpPunk
Pirate of Penzance
Posts: 882
Joined: 29 Sep 2003, 05:48

Red Sunsets wrote:Doh! :oops:
I second that. We're not dumb, Red, we're 'abstract thinkers.' At least, I am. :wink:
Top
User avatar
James Blast
Banned
Posts: 24699
Joined: 11 Jun 2003, 18:58
Location: back from some place else

CorpPunk wrote:I second that. We're not dumb, Red, we're 'abstract thinkers.'
I hear ya CP we think outside the box, conceptualise, run things up flag poles to see who wil...... :oops:

Sorry, blame my boss and all her psychobabble. :oops: :oops: :oops:
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Top
User avatar
Dave R
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 513
Joined: 17 Oct 2003, 22:53
Location: awol

If you want psychobabble, try playing W@NKWORD BINGO at company meetings....

Just make a list of the top five, eg, Singing from the same hymnsheet, think outside the box, touch base etc etc, and you and a colleague wait for the rest of the Idiots to spout this inane drivel, the first to get everyone on his list (yes your lists have to be different) shouts BINGO!!....

Then tries to explain to the MD what he or she is actually doing when they should really be motivating a new directive....

Ahem.

Try it out.....
M . I . A .

On Patrol..............?
Top
User avatar
Andy TG
Overbomber
Posts: 2588
Joined: 30 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: Wherever I Am At The Time......

Red Sunsets wrote:
CorpPunk wrote:I second that. We're not dumb, Red, we're 'abstract thinkers.'
I hear ya CP we think outside the box, conceptualise, run things up flag poles to see who wil...... :oops:

Sorry, blame my boss and all her psychobabble. :oops: :oops: :oops:
@ RS - "Outside The Box" - "Our Of Your Tree" more like ;-)
This Is Not Ordinary S & M
This Is M & S S & M
Top
User avatar
rian
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1842
Joined: 07 Mar 2002, 00:00
Location: Stockholm/Sweden
Contact:
Contact rian

Piece of cake :von:
I think someone set my soul alight
Top
User avatar
markfiend
goriller of form 3b
Posts: 21181
Joined: 11 Nov 2003, 10:55
Location: st custards
Contact:
Contact markfiend

doktor wolf wrote:If you want psychobabble, try playing W@NKWORD BINGO at company meetings....

Just make a list of the top five, eg, Singing from the same hymnsheet, think outside the box, touch base etc etc, and you and a colleague wait for the rest of the Idiots to spout this inane drivel, the first to get everyone on his list (yes your lists have to be different) shouts BINGO!!....

Then tries to explain to the MD what he or she is actually doing when they should really be motivating a new directive....

Ahem.

Try it out.....
Good call Dok. My five for our office would be "to be honest", "at the end of the day", "basically", "we're talking big bucks here", and "happy days". *shudder* On a good day you can get all 5 in one sentence...
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
Top
User avatar
mh
Above the Chemist
Posts: 8123
Joined: 23 Jun 2003, 14:41
Location: A city built on rock 'n' roll

And while we're on the subject: http://www.dack.com/web/s**t.html

EDIT - F*** censors!!!

That should be b u l l s h i t instead of a row of asterixs
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
Top
User avatar
Petseri
Overbomber
Posts: 4579
Joined: 15 Apr 2002, 01:00

mh wrote:And while we're on the subject: http://www.dack.com/web/****.html
Any insight to what the **** was before the censors got to work? :?

Martin
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Joke of the Day”