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I did say sorry!
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you're such a BLOKE, thats what i was sighing at, hee
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I didn't actually mean it to be "blokey" other than in an ironic way. I'm really sensitive and new-man I am!

Er- I think I'd better stop digging while I can still see daylight.
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don't try and tell me that 'blokes' don't like the idea, no matter how new you are....
ok you can come out of that grave now and fill it back in.
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emilystrange wrote:don't try and tell me that 'blokes' don't like the idea, no matter how new you are....
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emilystrange wrote:ok you can come out of that grave now and fill it back in.
;D Thankee kindly
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I still think you're a pervert.
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emilystrange wrote:don't try and tell me that 'blokes' don't like the idea, no matter how new you are....
I've always wondered if female-oriented porn always contains an obligatory gay men scene. Perhaps you could enlighten me?
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I have no idea, never been interested in female porn. I'm happy with what I've got thanks and don't feel the need to have to look at other blokes!
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i've never seen any, TH.
but if anyone has any, send it over. ...
wouldn't it just be quicker to read gay porn if you want to?
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if it wasnt for the fact that its cheered me up a bit.. i'd tell you off for putting thoughts into my head. now lets see... who do i want to be in it.....
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emilystrange wrote:wouldn't it just be quicker to read gay porn if you want to?
Read gay porn? You mean Brideshead Revisited?
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No, i did that whenever it was on telly. about as unporn as you can get, surely...
no. the real stuff. i'm sure my gay friends would let me borrow their stuff if i really wanted to look. if they had any... i havent exactly asked lol
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emilystrange wrote:No, i did that whenever it was on telly. about as unporn as you can get, surely...
I was too naive the first time round to realise that the picnic with the quail's eggs was a euphemism.
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well we were very young...
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Dear god, somones going to have to start keeping an even closer eye on you people!!!

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people in glass houses, paddy
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innocence will get u no where
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No, but pretending like our Padds is obviously doing always gets you somewhere.................
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you wait till i get him on msn later... i shall speak to him at great length.....
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umm...... im rehearsing tonight.... so wont be on....

"phew" ??

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lucky escape
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... and yet another thread goes crazy ape bonkers with its drill and sex
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it's MY thread.
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emilystrange wrote:it's MY thread.
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Tom, Barbara, Jerry and Emily, behave!

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