26/03/2004 - Husbands

[Thrash Harry]

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her husband, "Please be gentle;I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
ten times?

Well, husband 1 was an Architect; he kept on telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband 2 was a Computer Manager; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband 3 was a Services Consultant; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband 4 was a Project Manager; even though he knew he had the
order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband 5 was a Structural Engineer; he understood the basic process
but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
state-of-the-art method.

Husband 6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew
how, but wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.

Husband 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

Husband 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it

Husband 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was ..... God I miss him!

But now that I've married you, "I'm so excited!"

"Good" said the husband, "but, Why?"

"You're an Estate Agent. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get f*cked!"

[James Blast]

I expect better from you, TH.

your Report Card said :
Must try harder.

[Thrash Harry]

I thought it was worth it just for number 10. You reckon I should stick to using my own material in future then?

[James Blast]

Stick to the original (pirate) material TH