Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Ed Rhombus
Slight Overbomber
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03 Apr 2004, 14:10
"Toucha my guitar, I smasha your face!"
Your go!
ryan
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
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03 Apr 2004, 14:21
"i wonder if i can pawn this for a couple of pints"
James Blast
Banned
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03 Apr 2004, 19:05
Smurph in wardrobe malfunction, catastrophe.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
paint it black
Black, black, black & even blacker
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03 Apr 2004, 19:17
despite extensive advance publicity, the organisers of this year's alinis morissette look a like competition, were just a little unhappy at the unusually poor turnout.
however, a few bars of ironic showed there could only be one winner.
Goths have feelings too
Quiff Boy
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03 Apr 2004, 19:20
whoever knitted his hat got the "R" the wrong way round
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
James Blast
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04 Apr 2004, 01:15
This thread was about to disappear, so I posted
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Padstar
Utterly Bastard Smurph
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04 Apr 2004, 03:18
"this hat hides my receding hairline quite well!"
or, if you were there....
"Lets hope d00mys friend gets hit by a car on the way out of the venue...."
as i said, dont judge me too harshly.... you had to be there !
Paddy.
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
Thea
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04 Apr 2004, 15:27
Padstar wrote: "this hat hides my receding hairline quite well!"
or, if you were there....
"Lets hope d00mys friend gets hit by a car on the way out of the venue...."
as i said, dont judge me too harshly.... you had to be there !
Paddy.
Harsh!
but fair
xanthria
Road Kill
Posts: 13 Joined: 04 Apr 2004, 15:36
Location: england
04 Apr 2004, 15:41
HA i didnt get run over so nah nah nah naaah nah. an anyways i was been mean cos i was pissed what was your excuse?
Padstar
Utterly Bastard Smurph
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04 Apr 2004, 16:53
Winner so far is defiantely PIB
Paddy.
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
christophe
Overbomber
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04 Apr 2004, 18:40
"Thinking, Thinking, ....., still Thinking, ........, Nope Sorry"
Another Shade of You.
Izzy HaveMercy
The Worlds Greatest Living Belgian
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04 Apr 2004, 20:00
"Hey look what I found, a completely useless piece of crap with strings all over it! What does it do, George?"
Padstar
Utterly Bastard Smurph
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04 Apr 2004, 20:03
Izzy HaveMercy wrote: "a completely useless piece of **** with strings all over it! "
....and breathe...1...2...3...4...5...6..
Paddy.
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
Izzy HaveMercy
The Worlds Greatest Living Belgian
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04 Apr 2004, 20:04
Padstar wrote: Izzy HaveMercy wrote: "a completely useless piece of **** with strings all over it! "
....and breathe...1...2...3...4...5...6..
Paddy.
so it-s a six-string eh?
6FeetOver
Childlike Empress
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markfiend
goriller of form 3b
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05 Apr 2004, 12:05
Eagle-eyes Action Man TM , now with Long Ginger Hair TM and Blue Electric Guitar TM accessories.
I'll get me coat.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
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Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
05 Apr 2004, 12:08
actually mr fiend, that was VERY funny.
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
markfiend
goriller of form 3b
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05 Apr 2004, 12:10
Aw shucks
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
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Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
05 Apr 2004, 12:23
credit where credit's due, sweetie...
hmm i haven't got a court jester. praps i should audition...
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
markfiend
goriller of form 3b
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05 Apr 2004, 12:27
Court jester you say? Hmmmm....
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The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9021 Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
05 Apr 2004, 12:32
most people wrote their own job descriptions, lol.. QB's seems to be drinking Newky brown a lot.
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
Ed Rhombus
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05 Apr 2004, 13:09
markfiend wrote: Eagle-eyes Action Man TM , now with Long Ginger Hair TM and Blue Electric Guitar TM accessories.
Classic!
Mrs RicheyJames
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Location: Rick Astley's house. Trying to find out why he chooses to look like Timsinister.
05 Apr 2004, 17:08
"I'm doing my best to not look like Bill Bailey, maybe this robbers hat will do the trick."
Only a paand.
Gripper
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
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05 Apr 2004, 21:28
"Hey, when I do this with my eyes I can see the door AND the bar."
My car's faster than your mum, but not as dirty.