COME ON CHELSEA!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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smell the avatar!

YOU f**k ING BEAUTY!
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well.. can anyone say tomorrow with me

COME ON PORTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Now, that was absolutely fukcin' hilarious.......poor, poor arsehead wanger.
Ranieri really IS the tragic clown, but this makes up for all of highbury's arrogance over the past years.
My car's faster than your mum, but not as dirty.
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How funny was that. I'd still have prefered extra-time and penalties for a laugh, but, particularly with the galacticos / overpaid nobs losing, it was important for arse to lose. You may have been right Gripper, we may yet win one trophy more than arsehole whinger.

That late chelsea goal, was that Scholes' fault too? :lol: :lol:

@ Moonchild - excellent and fab person though you are, could you please explain how many of your defenders need to be playing someone onside before said someone is actually considered onside? :wink: Sour grapes? Nah, I just prefer to think about the 4-0 drubbing the other year. Good luck tomorrow anyway.
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Dave Whelan wrote:
@ Moonchild - excellent and fab person though you are
I am? I am? :oops: :oops: Thank you.
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Dave Whelan wrote:That late chelsea goal, was that Scholes' fault too? :lol: :lol:
Laughed my, John Prescott, Katie Puckrick, Courtney Love, Fred Trueman and Cyril Smith's arses off. Which is a big laugh by anyone's standards.
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Dave Whelan wrote:could you please explain how many of your defenders need to be playing someone onside before said someone is actually considered onside?
:innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :wink: :wink:
(portuguese secret... portuguese do it better :wink: )
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Dave Whelan wrote:Good luck tomorrow anyway.
Thank you. I hope the Dragon will burn the french asses. :twisted: :twisted:
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He's got nothing to sub, he ain't subbed before
He's tinkered here, the Tinkerman
He don't need no one, to understand
Why Gronkjaer came on
And Joe Cole?
On heart
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Like a tinker hand
Like a tinker hand
Like a tinker hand


Ranners is God. RK great avatar. Lucky first half. Second half as soon as we'd scored ...Come on you Blues! So, so happy for Ranners as the players and fans are. And the rest of CFC better start taking notice.

But tonight ...
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Which is quite understandable.
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Ok Ok so you beat us after nearly as long as the Sisters released something new!!! so enjoy yourself Chelsea fans, but remember who will win the Big Prize, LONG LIVE THE GUNNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Which of you lot has something on this thread that tried to make my browser take a cookie from chelseafc.com? :evil:

*Edit: taken the www. off the url so it doesn't automatically link :twisted:
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