My boss has just got a new car

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A Lamborghini Murcielago to be precise. Don't you just love it when someone else gets to enjoy the fruits of your labour? :evil:
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take one glass jar, some raw chicken and some full cream milk. Stuff the chicken in the jar, then fill it to the brim with milk and screw the lid back on.

Leave this in a dark, warm place somewhere in the car that he won't be checking for the next 3 weeks.

There you go, soon you'll have one very stinky Lamborghini Murcielago
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Sh!t. Mine's just seen his new company supplied BMW being delivered and has legged it out the door. He was in the middle of telling me something very important about our new Sun servers. No doubt he'll expect me to join him in a public masturbation ritual shortly.
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markfiend wrote:the fruits of your labour?
I don't think that claim will stand up in court.
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@ Hal: Nice idea but have you seen the inside of a Lambo? Not enough room to hide anything.
Thrash Harry wrote:I don't think that claim will stand up in court.
:lol: I do more work than he bloody does though!
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Thrash Harry wrote:a public masturbation ritual shortly.
Heh. We had to have one of those too :urff: And a 6 litre V12 engine or whatever the feck it is makes a lot of noise. You can see people thinking "w@nker" from 400 yards away :evil:
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Never been a car buff. Fully revolving wheels and see thru windows and I'm happy. And the fact that it goes helps.
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Johnny Boy wrote:Never been a car buff. Fully revolving wheels and see thru windows and I'm happy. And the fact that it goes helps.
Well, yeah me too. But my boss is the sort of person who wants people to know he can afford to spend £150000 on a car that can go three times as fast as the national speed limit. :urff: I don't really see the point myself.
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none of my bosses have got flash cars...
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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"Flash" is le mot juste.

Especially for my boss :lol:
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markfiend wrote:
Thrash Harry wrote:a public masturbation ritual shortly.
Heh. We had to have one of those too :urff: And a 6 litre V12 engine or whatever the feck it is makes a lot of noise. You can see people thinking "w@nker" from 400 yards away :evil:
let's just hope he doesn't read HL, or it might be ex-boss :lol: :lol: :lol:
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paint it black wrote:let's just hope he doesn't read HL, or it might be ex-boss :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh sh1t! :lol:

Nah he doesn't know the place exists. I hope.
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I think my boss just got a huge dick fitted they way she treats the menfolk in her charge.

Bitter? Moi?

Gawdammit, I'm gonna weed something, that usually cheers me up. :lol:
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Red Sunsets wrote:I think my boss just got a huge dick fitted
Maybe she just needs one inserting... :innocent:
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