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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Thrash Harry
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Animal? Zoot? Fuzzy? Beaker? Swedish chef? About bloody time. Just say hello.
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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Andy TG
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Hello, Good Evening and Welcome To "My Heartland" :-)
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This Is M & S S & M
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Hello and welcome :D
Don't get here confused with "Hell" that's where I work :twisted:
Enjoy your stay!
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Ich mich in diesem ort"
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James Blast
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Welcome Dr. Teeth :D

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~ Peter Steele
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Hi!
I think someone set my soul alight
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Almiche V
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Wotcha, you muppet. :wink:
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Welcome to Heartland, Muppet! Enjoy your stay! :D
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Hi there every one!! Nice of you all to say hello!! I'm still in shock at the moment having found Muppet boy, but I can't remember sleeping with his father!!!(I'm sure I should) Must have had way too much wine..............Mind you I don't remember giving birth either, so I really don't know what happened there, perhaps I had him secretly removed by a Stork whilst sleeping.
This looks like a forum with people who are even more sarcastic than me, AND you guys have a sense of humour as well! I've found a sane place at last :D
"You've a pretty good command of English, for a vole..."
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welcome home ;)
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Home it is indeed!! I don't think I'll be needing my TV any more!(That's my television NOT my transvestite) It is very amusing on here! :lol:
"You've a pretty good command of English, for a vole..."
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Congratulations. Salutations and whatever else.
Welcome.
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
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Thrash Harry
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Muppet wrote:I don't think I'll be needing my TV any more!(That's my television NOT my transvestite)
I wouldn't be able to keep abreast of things without my trannie.
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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Mrs. Snowey
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Welcome Muppet, may your postings be many and incoherent :D
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:Welcome Muppet, may your postings be many and incoherent :D
but surely she'd want to stand out from the rest of the heartland crowd? ;)
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Welcome :)
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Mrs RicheyJames
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Muppet wrote:Home it is indeed!! I don't think I'll be needing my TV any more!(That's my television NOT my transvestite) It is very amusing on here! :lol:
Like the sig Muppet, but they also purr when they are in a lot of pain! Just thought that you should know that :D
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