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Am going to ignore the 'currently drinking' thread and announce to the world that I'm completely whammoed on Red Blue Nun.
This could be heresy for a number of reasons but.................
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LMAO

Blue Nun? eeek!! Go get a real wine. Or is that whine?

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Have drunk all the good wine.

'master....others serve the best wine first, and once the guests are drunk, serve the worst. You, however, save the best wine until last.' Percy chapter -34, verses 89 and 6.
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Drunk in charge of a PC !!!

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Guilty as charged. Am also drunk in charge of a Grinn t-shirt. Which kind of gives me diplomatic immunity, I reckon.
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Objection sustained !

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Ah! Your honour! Such a Gentleman.














And your wig looks so fetching tonight.
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A Southern Oz Cab Sauv Merlot would be wasted on you then, have you tried this sir...
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it's the neds/chavs drink of choice. ;D
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Kuffin Buckfast! The choice of champions! Oh yes! I want MORE!
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good grief. our conversation had been over for 3 minutes when this thread started. he was fine when i left him in cyberspace.......
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Do you usually have that effect on men?
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i have no idea... i'm not entirely convinced i have any. i've not actually asked them.
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"But, the money's no good, just get a grip on yourself"
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emilystrange wrote:i have no idea... i'm not entirely convinced i have any. i've not actually asked them.
Aren't you supposed to be on holiday?

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=4471
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emilystrange wrote:i'm not entirely convinced i have any
I seem to recall your photo in the members' gallery turned a few heads. Whatever happened to her?
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I have been drinking Brains SA (Strong Ale) produced in MY capital city! - Some say the SA stands for "Skull Attack" or "Sore Arse" - both of which refer to the "morning after" effects of such "ale" - I know it stands for "Samule Adams" who invented Brains - but I am not going to tell you that am I :-)

Gawd does it make me sleepy - good job I am NOT driving anywhere ;-)

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Thrash Harry wrote:
emilystrange wrote:i'm not entirely convinced i have any
I seem to recall your photo in the members' gallery turned a few heads. Whatever happened to her?
That was a complete surprise to me..... :eek: I never expected that. :oops:

Yes I am supposed to be on holiday. But I'm not. I have been to London, and to the beach today though.
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emilystrange wrote:I have been to London
What did you there?
emilystrange wrote:and to the beach today
Rolled up trousers, hanky on head, Watney's Red Barrel and jellied eels?
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i went to camden, and covent garden, and around.. had lunch and dinner, came home.

was hunstanton beach.. ie north norfolk, near sandringham. sea was miles out. strolled along, looked at kites and dogs etc... sunny. very nice afternoon. very grown up behaviour, so a real holiday.
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hate dead beaches in Britain with no one about an the tide hours from coming in, next thing, you'll tell me it rained, eh emily?
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pay attention, RS, I said it was sunny... no, lots of people, just no sea!! sand dunes though... heehee.
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emilystrange wrote:camden, and covent garden
I used to have a very good friend who lived in Camden and worked at Pineapple Studios in Covent Garden. Last I heard he'd been in prison 3 times for credit card fraud and associated junkie behaviour. It's sad to think that I wouldn't want to let such a once close friend anywhere near my family. Thank God my addictions are legal.
emilystrange wrote:very grown up behaviour
Sea air can have that effect. No tuppenny arcades then?
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sadly... no. i love those.
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