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ryan_w_0000 wrote:its good...but its not 'polish hardcore' good :urff:
There's a few bars in Leeds do a drink called "Polish Martini" which is made with Polish bisongrass vodka (I think :?)

Anyway, is it just me or does anyone else read it as "Polish (as in furniture polish) Martini" rather than "Polish (as in from Poland) Martini"?
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christophe wrote:You probably recognise me when you read what I'm trying to write.

<------And my pretty picture.

..... No comment.
whens your new CD out? :wink:
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ryan_w_0000 wrote:
paint it black wrote:
ryan_w_0000 wrote:its good...but its not 'polish hardcore' good :urff:
fed gravel as a lad were we :innocent: :wink:
i dont know..i was trapped in this car..with these people.... :von: :?:
what make was it?

a Dio Vascular by chance :roll:
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paint it black wrote:
ryan_w_0000 wrote:
paint it black wrote: fed gravel as a lad were we :innocent: :wink:
i dont know..i was trapped in this car..with these people.... :von: :?:
what make was it?

a Dio Vascular by chance :roll:
no, it was a dart..no wait.."not the dart (he thinks its the dart!)"

ha..i wish that yellow pages add was still on
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ryan_w_0000 wrote: whens your new CD out? :wink:
I’m hoping some time after the next sisters album...
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Werther's Originals you nonce.
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Phil Collins: "We're talking nonce-sense"

Brass Eye :notworthy:

That was a bit too on-topic sorry.
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if it was on topic then why did i post this?
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"Waiting for another war and Waiting for my valentine"
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markfiend wrote:Phil Collins: "We're talking nonce-sense"

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That was a bit too on-topic sorry.
loved the single ~ shut up, just shut up ...
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Someone I knew once got a Valentine's day card with the lyrics to "Valentine" written in it. She didn't seem to understand that that was actually quite a nasty thing to send her...
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paint it black wrote:
markfiend wrote:Phil Collins: "We're talking nonce-sense"

Brass Eye :notworthy:

That was a bit too on-topic sorry.
loved the single ~ shut up, just shut up ...
:notworthy: I like your style. Added surreality bonus.
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markfiend wrote:Someone I knew once got a Valentine's day card with the lyrics to "Valentine" written in it. She didn't seem to understand that that was actually quite a nasty thing to send her...
did she return the gesture? and write phil collins lyrics in his card?
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ryan_w_0000 wrote:did she return the gesture? and write phil collins lyrics in his card?
Well no...
markfiend wrote:She didn't seem to understand that that was actually quite a nasty thing to send her...
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markfiend wrote:Someone I knew once got a Valentine's day card with the lyrics to "Valentine" written in it. She didn't seem to understand that that was actually quite a nasty thing to send her...
I once send "When You don't see" me to my Girlfriend..
beleave me, ist a mistake I'll never make again.
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markfiend wrote:
ryan_w_0000 wrote:did she return the gesture? and write phil collins lyrics in his card?
Well no...
markfiend wrote:She didn't seem to understand that that was actually quite a nasty thing to send her...
well then clearly the story has no plot!

anyway...back to the ranch
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ryan_w_0000 wrote: well then clearly the story has no plot!
maiby thats why its posted here :wink:

but there is no crime done...
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ryan_w_0000 wrote:well then clearly the story has no plot!
Or even the ZX81 BASIC command UNPLOT.
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ryan_w_0000 wrote:
markfiend wrote:
ryan_w_0000 wrote:did she return the gesture? and write phil collins lyrics in his card?
Well no...
markfiend wrote:She didn't seem to understand that that was actually quite a nasty thing to send her...
well then clearly the story has no plot!

anyway...back to the ranch
move along, move along. more tea

ah alice, don't you just love it ;D









don't call me alice









don't call me baby








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you don't hear of people swimming in there nowadays :?
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who the f**k is alice?
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Alice? Alice? Who the f**k is Alice?

*Edit to add: Bum. Beaten to it by ryan :evil: :lol:
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ALICE'S HOUSE

in the house where alice lives
alice's
it's a mess of souveniers
there to remind
telling the time
in the garden where you go
flowers die
people say it's cold out there
you disagree
she's telling me

come and spend the day at alice's house
have some time away at alice's house
write a note saying please don't go
please don't go
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Black Planet wrote:ALICE'S HOUSE

in the house where alice lives
alice's
it's a mess of souveniers
there to remind
telling the time
in the garden where you go
flowers die
people say it's cold out there
you disagree
she's telling me

come and spend the day at alice's house
have some time away at alice's house
write a note saying please don't go
please don't go
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have you ever met a dumb waiter . i have, so f*cking stupid you wouldn't believe it
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I have met a dumb waitress at my local bar some weeks ago but she was fired after only a few days. (She forgot to ask for money….. :? :urff: )
But she looks damn good so I hope to see her again!!!
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