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errrgh, trekkies :roll:
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Dave Whelan wrote:It has to be said, there's a lot of unstoppable rampant horniness kicking around on this board these days.
It's that time of year isn't it. The sap is rising...
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goodness me i've been like this since October..
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Shouldn't you be having this conversation with Mr Strange?
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
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hallucienate wrote:errrgh, trekkies :roll:
I'm not a trekkie, Jeez, the joke's not that geeky.

Is it? *worried*
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Johnny Boy wrote:Shouldn't you be having this conversation with Mr Strange?
You assume I haven't? :twisted:
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emilystrange wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:Shouldn't you be having this conversation with Mr Strange?
You assume I haven't? :twisted:
Soory. Forgot. Hunstanton. Sand dunes. :innocent:
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emilystrange wrote:Is this better?
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sorry about the nasty words on it
Did you aquire this image from getty by any chance? Just a guess :D
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Gripper wrote:Where shall we start?

Face too lumpy
Eyes too small
Nose too big
Teeth too grey
Mouth too small
Hair too stupid
Gaze says, "Thanks for the jumper, Grandma."

I bet he could just about get a job in McDonalds if he learned how to stop saliva running out of his mouth.
Blooming eck Gripper, you been taking brave pills?
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it was some else that passed it to me, miss goth.. i'm very glad they did.

Gripper knows whats in store for him. i will be seeing him in a few weeks time. can you suggest a suitable punishment?
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hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm. Let me think about that one! In fact I will ask the girl at work who put cling film on her ex boyfriends dinner, microwaved it, mixed it in a gave it to him as she thought he was cheating on her :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

I will get back to you on that!!

p.s He WAS cheating on her so it was well deserved :twisted:
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ooooh. good one.

i still need to get him back for the wet teatowel whipping at new year.
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Sexygoth wrote:put cling film on her ex boyfriends dinner, microwaved it, mixed it in a gave it to him
That reminds me of the time Mrs T had fallen out with her ex-husband and 'made up' by cooking him a steak dinner - horse steak. And she wonders why I like to see everything before, during and after she cooks it.
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I gave my ex a bag of biscuits once, watched him eat the whole bag and then told him that they were dog biscuits!!!!! Not as good as my mate from work but I was proud of myself!!!!!!
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snubnoseuk wrote:
cyn wrote:
snubnoseuk wrote:He has a woman's pout my lord!

mmmm I love your pic.


:wink:
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She is the only woman I want to f**k...ok, when I was 15, I wanted to do Siouxsie Sioux.
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hallucienate wrote:errrgh, trekkies :roll:
Not "Trekkies" - Their "Whovians" :eek:
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emilystrange wrote:Gripper, I accuse you of being jealous... hee
If i WAS going to be jelous of anyone it would only be one person...and it wouldn't be THAT ugly kent.
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ugly????????????????????? are you blind?
my god, i fail to see how anyone, male or female, could resist that pout.. ...........
mmmmmmmmm
its a bit early for this. shut up emily.
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... mixed what in?
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