Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
i can't help it about the shape i'm in, i can't sing, i ain't pretty and my legs are thin.
but don't ask me what i think of you,
i might not give an answer that you want me tooo...
ssshhh,its all gone quiet...I feel quite lonely...you're not going to jump out on me are you...hhheeeelllooooo, are you there...I can here the sea...wwwhhhoooossshhh, wwwhhhooossshhhh.....can you here it...the beach is lovely...I'm going to take a paddle...want to come?...aarrrhhh, its lovely, waves washing at my feet......fug the phone..bollocks.
i can't help it about the shape i'm in, i can't sing, i ain't pretty and my legs are thin.
but don't ask me what i think of you,
i might not give an answer that you want me tooo...