Dear Doktor: The inherent pointlessness of existence

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MrChris
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Dear Doktor

Since I went away for a couple of weeks, I've slipped gently out of the top-20 posters. :(

In fact, no-one even seems to have noticed that I have been away. :|

Chelsea have had an utterly shocking fortnight. :x

Work is incredibly tedious. :roll:

On the other hand, it's a nice sunny day, for a change, I'm in the middle of an excellent book (Dave Eggers, You shall know our velocity), and my baby is still adorable. :D

The question is, do I need one beer tonight, or more? Can someone out there help? I don't need saving from the sea, but this is still an important question.
Chris

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ryan
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i noticed you were gone
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rian
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Missed, ok.

Drink lots of beers tonight. You are worth it.

I'm going to have champagne tonight. Me and Sara just signed the papers for a new house ;D

Yippie, mother fuckers 8)
I think someone set my soul alight
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Thrash Harry
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I thought you'd been pretty quiet for quite a long time now. One beer? You obviously don't have the predilection for addiction required to get you back in the top twenty, dear boy.
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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christophe
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Hey mrchris.
I had to mush beer to remember what happened yesterday or the day before those....
But I started to miss the little dude! :D (<--avatar)
I don't know if there is a point to our life’s, I don't think mine has one. :? :wink:
But I'm gone ask my mum.




GET A WIFE, GET A HOUSE GET MARRIED AND, GET A KID.

so I gues congrats to you and Rian!!! :D
Another Shade of You.
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James Blast
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Simple answer mrchris, lots! there is no such thing as one beer.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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MrChris
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Okay, that was suitably life-affirming. Thank you! I did in fact have more than one beer. If Chelsea lose at Newcastle on Sunday, I will have considerably more.
Chris

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