Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
markfiend wrote:I wouldn't want to come to a place where they keep serving me pond-water and spit anyway
ask for Barman Blast next time mf ah'll see yer well looked efter
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
AndyTheGoth wrote:So just want "ciders" do you serve in this "place"
Blast looks confused eh Woodpecker (no laffin' at the back) and... eh, Merrydown? ask me something I've sampled, like our fine selection of south of the equator reds or strong German biers.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
I still think your avatar is ace, Grips.
One you made earlier?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
No- I wouldn't have the first idea how to make these.....it's borrowed from a site which I stupidly failed to bookmark ....another lost weekend, no doubt.
Red Sunsets wrote:And your complaint, Sir, would be...?
It's about the Durex machine in the Gents.
That would be BD's fault!
I'll have it refilled immediately!
Right, THAT IS IT!! *shoves pool cue up Big Si's left nostril and kicks him sharply in the groin before leaving him to ZM's (not so) tender mercies ...............*
Aha! So that would explain why I've spent the last hour in a cubicle wondering how this was supposed to stop my Olympic swimmers from crossing the finishing line.