With Marillion in at No 7 in the Top 40

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it can only mean one of two things

(a) the world has gone mad
or
(b) there has never been an easier time to chart

Not that I think any amount of goading will encourage a sisters release
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Is it a new song or is it Kayleigh again?
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so they've sold the required 26 copies have they? nice work that band :lol:
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Steve303 wrote:Is it a new song or is it Kayleigh again?
Has anyone else noticed that there are suddenly loads and loads of 17-19 year old girls called Kayleigh?

They must have all been named after that song!

I wonder why there aren't any 16-17 year olds called 'Lucretia'?
:lol:

Quiff Boy wrote:so they've sold the required 26 copies have they? nice work that band :lol:
26??! That's get you to number one!
No, I think they must have shifted something in the region of 15-16 copies.
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Black Shuck wrote:
Steve303 wrote:Is it a new song or is it Kayleigh again?
Has anyone else noticed that there are suddenly loads and loads of 17-19 year old girls called Kayleigh?

They must have all been named after that song!

I wonder why there aren't any 16-17 year olds called 'Lucretia'?
:lol:

Quiff Boy wrote:so they've sold the required 26 copies have they? nice work that band :lol:
26??! That's get you to number one!
No, I think they must have shifted something in the region of 15-16 copies.
Or 20 somethings called Alice.
Which would be nice.
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Steve303 wrote:
Or 20 somethings called Alice.
Which would be nice.
:lol:

I'm gonna call my first daughter 'Kissda Carpet'.

So it'll be Kissda Carpet Shuck'.

Nice.
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First name "Anne", middle name "Phetamine" ;)
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markfiend wrote:First name "Anne", middle name "Phetamine" ;)
Yeah, that's betterer than my idea.
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markfiend wrote:First name "Anne", middle name "Phetamine" ;)
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To be honest, I can't take credit for this one. It's mrs markfiend's joke.
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? oh, you are Joking?
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Well, her idea then.
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mrs markfiend wrote:With all my Sisters jokes I thee endow.
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Thrash Harry wrote:
mrs markfiend wrote:With all my Sisters jokes I thee endow.
;D She doesn't post on here so I can steal her lines with impunity ;)
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Good for them I say. Now if Curve get could get in there as well.....
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Did you know that the m*****n hold the record for the most UK hit singles without ever making the top ten? it't true- they're even mentioned in the guiness book of records because of this (which is one thing they've got over Andrew Eldritch!)

They've had about 17 top 40 singles, but never a top 10 one... so now is the perfect time for them to breach the holy top ten!

If Marillion can do it, surely anyone can!
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