Worst Songs Ever!

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I was a bit of a fan myself. Anyone who can make black primary school pumps fashionable has to command respect.
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Red Sunsets wrote: Europe - The Final Countdown
I LIKE that song! :P
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Owt by the Damned, the Cure or the m*****n. Songs for lonely girls in bedsits.
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Thrash Harry wrote:Owt by the Damned, the Cure or the m*****n. Songs for lonely girls in bedsits.
So you have finally stepped out of the closet.
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Red Sunsets wrote:So you have finally stepped out of the closet.
LOL. Only cos it's you, mind. Anyone else would've got a kick in the eye.
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Red Sunsets wrote: The Lighthouse Family
uuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh :urff:
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Surely any song by Travis must join The Lightbulb Family. And a new one to my list is Keane. And Dido...
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I could be wrong...

but this morning VH1 had the top 20 worst songs from the 80's...

my better half decided to turn up the TV when they played Star Treking

:notworthy:

worst part was...he knew all the words!!

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any Sisters cover by some second class german goth band

or any Sisters cover by some black metal idiots
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sunset yellow wrote:any Sisters cover by some second class german goth band
Are there first class German Goth bands then?
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Burn wrote:my better half decided to turn up the TV when they played Star Treking

:notworthy:

worst part was...he knew all the words!!

:innocent:
grounds for separation
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Thrash Harry wrote:
sunset yellow wrote:any Sisters cover by some second class german goth band
Are there first class German Goth bands then?
:D :notworthy:
but still I have to object.
Another Shade of You.
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Red Sunsets wrote:
Burn wrote:my better half decided to turn up the TV when they played Star Treking

:notworthy:

worst part was...he knew all the words!!

:innocent:
grounds for separation

yeah i guess that it's pretty bad...he can't help it tho...

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Thrash Harry wrote:
sunset yellow wrote:any Sisters cover by some second class german goth band
Are there first class German Goth bands then?

Diary of dreams are excellent
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Thrash Harry wrote:
sunset yellow wrote:any Sisters cover by some second class german goth band
Are there first class German Goth bands then?
Xmal Deutschland?
OK, they don't exist anymore... :lol:
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There's nowt wrong with lonely girls in bedsits... Image
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Has anyone mentioned Coldplay yet? :urff:
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Black Horizon wrote:Whitney Houston
I think she has a superb voice, myself. Second only to Streisand in my book. By a nose. I always cry at the end of the Bodyguard.
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Black Horizon wrote:
markfiend wrote:Has anyone mentioned Coldplay yet? :urff:
I must agree, they are f*cking terrible
Have to disagree again, I'm afraid.
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just wondering...


is Where's Capt. Kirk (spizz energy) a classic...or something on the sole of my shoe?...

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Since you are dredging the ocean floor Burn
Limbo - Fischer Z

and that's zed not zee for our American viewers
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Red Sunsets wrote:Since you are dredging the ocean floor Burn
Limbo - Fischer Z

and that's zed not zee for our American viewers
ocean floor...oh yea tis not normal...

but i'd agree...until you retorted with Fischer Z...

so inresponse to your claim of dredging (sp?)...i claim the lowest of the low...


the lion sleeps tonight...
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Was that the Tight Fit or Brian Eno version Burn?

... and also Jungle Boy - Baltimora
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Tight Fit...

but i couldn't bring myself to actually say it...
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My Ace must be played now Burn I cannot subject these nice people to any more ravings of EBGs -

Nick Straker - A Walk In The Park

WTF was all that about?
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