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Well? what do you lot reckon?

Yum! I love it, and eat it every day
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It's OK. I eat it for lunch when I've run out of bread/normal crackers
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Only if I'm on a diet
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Uuuuurgh! get it away from me! It tastes like cardboard!
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I like it but never remember to buy it (Just for Steve303!)
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Delicious with cheese spread (Dairylea/Philadelphia), regular cheese and tomato.
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It is cardboard isn't it?
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The world's most pointless foodstuff?
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Sexygoth wrote:It is cardboard isn't it?
I hope not, because if it is, I reckon I must have eaten a rainforest-worth of the stuff.

I love it. I must have wierd tastebuds, cos I also love
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I'm afraid I am unable to vote as I actually like it but never remember to buy it, so I don't fall in any of the categories. It is nice with peanut butter and jam.
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Steve303 wrote:I'm afraid I am unable to vote as I actually like it but never remember to buy it, so I don't fall in any of the categories. It is nice with peanut butter and jam.
Oh Stevey boy, Stevey boy, because you share a name with me, and because so far you're the only one brave enough to speak out in favour of Ryvita, I've added a poll option just for you.
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That is such a weight lifted from my shoulders. Thank you. I have now voted accordingly.
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I've also voted in Steve's category. And I love Marmite.
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And of course the perfect (and slightly more subtle) Antipodean cousin to Marmite - a perfect accompanyment.
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Steve303 wrote:And of course the perfect (and slightly more subtle) Antipodean cousin to Marmite - a perfect accompanyment.
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I should have known an Aussie would agree. I've had many arguments, standing up for the virtues of Vegemite....and The Church. lol.
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right on!, just wondering, is vegemite available in most stores?
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Most supermarkets sell it Ryan. And of course the Aussie shop in LOndon.
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Heresy! Vegemite is the spawn of Satan. Only Marmite is the One True Spread :lol:
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markfiend wrote:Heresy! Vegemite is the spawn of Satan. Only Marmite is the One True Spread :lol:
See what I've had to put up with all my adult life?
When wil you all learn.
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Dunno, but you Islanders have a weird definition of the word 'yummy things you can try to eat'.
Within a coppola years you guys are all drooling fer this too:
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Why don't you peeps start trying EDIBLE food for a change, like this:

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Yes, peeps, they are called FRENCH FRIES. Chips are that lame attempt at copying continental food... ;-)
The other thing besides it is called BEEFSTEAK (as in genuine meat, no offense Quiffy et al...)

Just to tell ya all, I've been to England thrice in my whole darn life and every time I'm praying to my personal guardian angel St. Immodium that he/she exists...

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Dark Rye is the best, genuinely yummy. I have some in front of me right now.
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I appear to be in good company with Steve and Mr Fiend. Ryvita spread with real boota on the dimply side, for that extra cholesterol hit, topped with Marmite (sorry Steve).
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Got to be that dimply side ;D
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Thrash Harry wrote:I appear to be in good company with Steve and Mr Fiend. Ryvita spread with real boota on the dimply side, for that extra cholesterol hit, topped with Marmite (sorry Steve).
Don't get me wrong Harry - I'm not saying I don't like it. By god, I do. But I just find Vegemite slightly easier on the palette.
It stems from a disturbing childhood memory of my father spreading it on far too thick and making me eat it.

The secret when spreading it on toast is, of course, to let the toast go cold first and then an all together more even spread is the end product.
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Steve303 wrote:to let the toast go cold first
Just don't let your Mum catch you putting it in the fridge to speed the process along.
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Remionds me of the old parental teatime argument;

Me:"Ow, this is really hot."
Mum: "Do you want me to put it in the fridge?"
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Dunno, but you Islanders have a weird definition of the word 'yummy things you can try to eat'.
Within a coppola years you guys are all drooling fer this too:
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Why don't you peeps start trying EDIBLE food for a change, like this:

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Yes, peeps, they are called FRENCH FRIES. Chips are that lame attempt at copying continental food... ;-)
The other thing besides it is called BEEFSTEAK (as in genuine meat, no offense Quiffy et al...)

Just to tell ya all, I've been to England thrice in my whole darn life and every time I'm praying to my personal guardian angel St. Immodium that he/she exists...

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LMAO Love your guardian Izzy. I have one food group to add...Salad. Had a hard time trying to find a plain old salad! The only english food I can take is bangers and mash. The rest :urff:

@ vegemite ...good god. It's horrible. :urff: :urff:
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And what, prey tell, is the American contribution to World Cuisine? Super-Mega-Triple-Size burgers?

Just kidding :P
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markfiend wrote:And what, prey tell, is the American contribution to World Cuisine? Super-Mega-Triple-Size burgers?

Just kidding :P
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