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i'm going to assume that you join me in wishing the darkness the very best in the charity 6 a side on sunday, especially when taking the field against Liberty X.

i hope i can count on your support..... oh well whatever... thank you for your attention.

i'll be back in liverpool... ;D :notworthy: :von: :twisted: i might not come back.... i hate leaving.

em xxxxx
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I hope Justin breaks a leg!

...And before Em breaks mine, I will add that I did mean a leg belonging to one of Liberty X.
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nice addition there...
we might find out if justin has had his throat op yet...
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I work in a speech therapy department, and one of our transexual clients is the absolute spit of Justin - right down to the dodgy teeth!! :eek:

Really unnerving :|
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Frustratingly on Sunday I will be only a few miles from watching proper footy (Burnley v Sunderland), but will be subjected to the horrors of Wigan v West Ham in a bid to earn a dishonest crust.

Naturally if neither of these two rival attractions were interfering I'd be delighted to go back to Goodison ... maybe.

But seriously, Em, if you're coming all this way, why not head to the JJB Stadium instead? I can't promise spandex but I can offer a former NME freelance in the press box, probably telling me about how he interviewed Lemmy from Motorhead.
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Lamia wrote:and one of our transexual clients is the absolute spit of Justin
That's how Sunday paper headlines are born. Get yourself a lawyer. :wink:
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We should sort a Grinn V Rhombus 5 a side..... Em might actually see fit to give us some time.....

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PADDY thats not fair...... and yes that would be great fun. ;D


and they are CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4-1 in the final...
and legs everywhere. i knew exactly where to look....

at the back,that is me standing with my arms folded, next to the girl in blue. sorry my head is missing. mr strange on the right of me.
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It looks like you've tried to post a picture from a hotmail account or similar? But it won't let you so all we see is a little red X :(
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agghh it was there when i looked earlier at this post.. hang on...
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why wont it work now???????????????
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If you want, you can email me the picture and I'll post it up?
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ha ha success
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajax!

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And what did I hear - is John 'Mutt' Lange going to produce Justin and the boys? Oh dear... :urff: :urff: :eek:

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emilystrange wrote:ha ha success
no can see :(

you will be able to se eit because as far ias internet explorer is concerned, its viewed the image once (via hotmail or whatever) so its just showing you the cached version...

we cant see owt :urff:

email it to mr fiend ;)
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well i can see it.. ok mr fiend here it comes.
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emilystrange wrote:well i can see it.. ok mr fiend here it comes.
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AND he's back with his fiancee so (most of) the darklings are happy.
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Run, Forrest, Run!
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Thrash Harry wrote:Run, Forrest, Run!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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AND they beat brian mcfadden's team in the final...
and mark owen is ssssssoooooooooooooooooo cute all sweaty in his kit..
but not as cute as justin and dan.
ralf little and harvey from so solid crew are pretty good at footy. neville southall ate all the pies that john barnes didnt.
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*deep sigh*

Reminds of what AA Gill said about me and my fellow country(wo)men in this weeks Sunday Times.
On the whole, *they* rather wish the rest of Europe would stop being so drunkenly infantile about their bodily functions.
Probably spot on...

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emilystrange wrote:AND they beat brian mcfadden's team in the final...
and mark owen is ssssssoooooooooooooooooo cute all sweaty in his kit..
but not as cute as justin and dan.
ralf little and harvey from so solid crew are pretty good at footy. neville southall ate all the pies that john barnes didnt.
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?
am i boring everyone? so very sorry. tough.
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oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hasn't he got nice legs?
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and he had his top off at one point. mailed you a dan one.... skinny but nicely formed..
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