Are you a Goth? Win a toaster!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Gripper
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If you didn't see it, you won't know what I'm on about.

If you did, that's the power of Goth for you. And you win a toaster.
My car's faster than your mum, but not as dirty.
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Mrs RicheyJames
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Location: Rick Astley's house. Trying to find out why he chooses to look like Timsinister.

You sad bastard! The programme's not even funny
Only a paand.
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Mrs RicheyJames
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Location: Rick Astley's house. Trying to find out why he chooses to look like Timsinister.

Can I have a toaster anyway?
Only a paand.
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Planet Dave
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Go on, give SG a toaster. She's definitely a goth.
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
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paint it black
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good man

would like to think it was a stray toaster :notworthy: :notworthy: :P
Goths have feelings too
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Gripper
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some toasters wander by mistake
My car's faster than your mum, but not as dirty.
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lazarus corporation
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Gripper wrote:some toasters wander by mistake
into the toast that grills do make?
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James Blast
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Well, I'm definately...
A Slight Case Of Over Toasting
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"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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Petseri
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Gripper wrote:If you didn't see it, you won't know what I'm on about.

If you did, that's the power of Goth for you. And you win a toaster.
Will it match the teapot?

http://myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=2723 and http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=2603

Martin
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Izzy HaveMercy
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Face in the toaster in the Taste'n'Grill
And the hissing and the colouring gets me down

lalala....

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Gripper
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one more night spent on your mirror(ed Breville Toaster)
black marmite, in your eyes
this stuff so strange and lonely
Flora fades away
in your crumpets

two o'clock in the morning
ninety-four degrees

through the stillness through the heat
I'm on my fifth round and
chewing slow
pick the toast up off the floor and angel
put the lid on
it's time for us to go

let's take a ride
My car's faster than your mum, but not as dirty.
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andymackem
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.... with the fire from the toaster up above me,
with a bun for my lover and a shot for the grain at hand.

I run for cover in temple of Hov ....
... is, shine like Kingsmill, fry like plain.

OK, I'm struggling a bit here. Bear with me. This is almost spontaneous.
Names are just a souvenir ...
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Andie
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i don't need a toaster...i already got one!! :innocent:
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Brideoffrankenstein
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andymackem wrote:.... with the fire from the toaster up above me,
with a bun for my lover and a shot for the grain at hand.

I run for cover in temple of Hov ....
... is, shine like Kingsmill, fry like plain.
:lol: :lol:
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