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mik wrote:Women more cerebrally aroused.
HA! Talk about stereotypes! MUAHAHA!!! :twisted: :innocent: :von:
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has anyone seen those t-shirts for blokes from Topman or wherever they're from that say "Maximum load 9.5st"?????? WTF!!!!! If I was 9.5 stone I'd be underweight for my height! :lol:
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Johnny Boy wrote:
markfiend wrote:There's also the trend for trousers with slogans across the posterior area...
Anything to do with your avatar?
Clicky

Thinking about it, isn't us blokes saying if she doesn't want us to look, she shouldn't wear those clothes straying into the sort of territory where a rapist justifies himself with she was wearing a short skirt--she was asking for it?

Hmmm?
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markfiend wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:
markfiend wrote:There's also the trend for trousers with slogans across the posterior area...
Anything to do with your avatar?
Clicky

Thinking about it, isn't us blokes saying if she doesn't want us to look, she shouldn't wear those clothes straying into the sort of territory where a rapist justifies himself with she was wearing a short skirt--she was asking for it?

Hmmm?
THAT'S THE POINT THAT I WAS TRYING TO MAKE........

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markfiend wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:
markfiend wrote:There's also the trend for trousers with slogans across the posterior area...
Anything to do with your avatar?
Clicky

Thinking about it, isn't us blokes saying if she doesn't want us to look, she shouldn't wear those clothes straying into the sort of territory where a rapist justifies himself with she was wearing a short skirt--she was asking for it?

Hmmm?
My Philly 97/Avatar joke was just that. And a very bad one at that. :urff:

No it's not the same. Umm, I sense this thread is slowly drifting towards the PC line. As simple as possible; if you wear a slogan on your t-shirt on your 'chest' people will read the slogan and also look at your 'chest'. Male or female, makes no difference. Put the lid back on that can of worms Marky Mark. :wink:
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markfiend wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:
markfiend wrote:There's also the trend for trousers with slogans across the posterior area...
Anything to do with your avatar?
Clicky

Thinking about it, isn't us blokes saying if she doesn't want us to look, she shouldn't wear those clothes straying into the sort of territory where a rapist justifies himself with she was wearing a short skirt--she was asking for it?

Hmmm?
My Philly 97/Avatar joke was just that. And a very bad one at that. :urff:

No it's not the same. Umm, I sense this thread is slowly drifting towards the PC line. As simple as possible; if you wear a slogan on your t-shirt on your 'chest' people will read the slogan and also look at your 'chest'. Male or female, makes no difference. Put the lid back on that can of worms Marky Mark. :wink:
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
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Johnny Boy wrote:No it's not the same. Umm, I sense this thread is slowly drifting towards the PC line. As simple as possible; if you wear a slogan on your t-shirt on your 'chest' people will read the slogan and also look at your 'chest'. Male or female, makes no difference. Put the lid back on that can of worms Marky Mark. ;)
It's not the same, no. Looking at someone is hardly in the same league as rape. "A cat can look at the Queen"

I can hardly claim to be guiltless on the "ogling girlies with skimpy clothes" front; I was trying to see the issue from the "other side" if you will. Kind of like Devil's Advocate?
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BTW there should have been a ;) after the "clicky". To point out I knew it was a joke. :oops:
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Why am I posting twice ..? :urff:
markfiend wrote:"ogling girlies with skimpy clothes" or the "other side"
It's a difficult one. :innocent:

Bit like Daddy or Chips. Go with your own flow. Or something.
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markfiend wrote:You can't rid the world of Keith Harris by popping a bullet in Orville's face.
It has to be worth a try though, surely?
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markfiend wrote:You can't rid the world of Keith Harris by popping a bullet in Orville's face.
It has to be worth a try though, surely?
:lol: My signature is a comment someone made on another board, on the futility of a hypothetical attempt to assassinate George W Bush.

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Johnny Boy wrote:
markfiend wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote: Anything to do with your avatar?
Clicky

Thinking about it, isn't us blokes saying if she doesn't want us to look, she shouldn't wear those clothes straying into the sort of territory where a rapist justifies himself with she was wearing a short skirt--she was asking for it?

Hmmm?
My Philly 97/Avatar joke was just that. And a very bad one at that. :urff:

No it's not the same. Umm, I sense this thread is slowly drifting towards the PC line. As simple as possible; if you wear a slogan on your t-shirt on your 'chest' people will read the slogan and also look at your 'chest'. Male or female, makes no difference. Put the lid back on that can of worms Marky Mark. :wink:
Good shout, JB.

I recall an argument with a bouncer in York who wouldn't let me in wearing football colours "for my own safety". Frankly, I'd argue that I'll be the judge of that, but I have to accept if I'm wearing a Sunderland shirt it is going to attract attention and, in some circumstances, aggression.

That's a long way from me "asking for it" (attention or aggression), but it's an inevitable side-effect. So I pick and choose the times I wear colours. Why doesn't that apply to women?
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its not you or us asking for it. its the mentality of the person viewing.
i don't hit people wearing gunners shirts......
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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emilystrange wrote:i don't hit people wearing gunners shirts......
You should....
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yes i know but i don't cos i'm a nice girl with a conscience thats too big.
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There's a suit for every occasion, of course.

Wearing one of these when invited at the first lesbian marriage, might not be a good idea...
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a286

Or this one when going to church...
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a276

Or this one...practically everywhere on this planet...
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a102

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andymackem wrote: That's a long way from me "asking for it" (attention or aggression), but it's an inevitable side-effect. So I pick and choose the times I wear colours. Why doesn't that apply to women?
It does apply to woman. I'll be the first to admit I'll oggle a good looking guy, the less clothed the better, as in underwear models.

The hard cold reality is if you don't want to be ooggled, don't expose it. That includes your tits, your ass and everything in between. If you are offended by the leers or admiring glances if you choose to expose yourself, then that's just hypocritical and you ought to wear something else.
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:There's a suit for every occasion, of course.

Wearing one of these when invited at the first lesbian marriage, might not be a good idea...
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a286

Or this one when going to church...
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a276

Or this one...practically everywhere on this planet...
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a102

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:There's a suit for every occasion, of course.

Wearing one of these when invited at the first lesbian marriage, might not be a good idea...
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a286

Or this one when going to church...
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a276

Or this one...practically everywhere on this planet...
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a102

IZ.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's worth the stares and odd looks!
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Black Planet wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:There's a suit for every occasion, of course.

Wearing one of these when invited at the first lesbian marriage, might not be a good idea...
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a286

Or this one when going to church...
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a276

Or this one...practically everywhere on this planet...
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a102

IZ.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's worth the stares and odd looks!


Talking about stares and odd looks ;D

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Chairman Bux wrote:
emilystrange wrote:i don't hit people wearing gunners shirts......
You should....
Oi. Buxy. Nooooo.

Some of us are otherwise fairly inoffensive.
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Thrash Harry wrote:Diet Coke break anyone?
Yes Harry, I'd love one. :wink: And I'm not ashamed to admit it. :twisted:
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I'd prefer Pepsi if you've got it Thrash ;)
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