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I support DAVID MOYES' BLUE AND WHITE ARMY!

Everton Everton Everton,
Everton Everton Everton,
Everton Everton Everton
Everton, E-VER-TON.

That is our best and only chant. imaginative, eh?
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not really into football. if i need to i'll half-heatedly smile when i hear one of my mate's teams is doing well :\

i can see sheff. united's ground from my english class. if that counts.
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How about the best chant at a footy match??? This one is for Black Shuck.... :innocent: :innocent:

3-0 to the Tranmere
Are you Chester in disguise
Steve Yates is a goal machine :notworthy:

All sung at goodison during the Ever*** v Tranmere Rovers, 18/1/2001.

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Everton since the day I was born
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:D oh no the boards getting over-run by blue noses :D :D
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snowey wrote::D oh no the boards getting over-run by blue noses :D :D
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Manchester United(in anything they've ever done)! 8)

Other clubs I appreciate include:

Leeds United(sadly)
St Pauli(madly)
Hamburg SV(deeply)
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Real Madrid(truly)
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Nancy_78 wrote:Leeds United(sadly)
It would appear that even Eldritch could have taught Ridsdale a thing or two about contract negotiations.
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Thrash Harry wrote:
Nancy_78 wrote:Leeds United(sadly)
It would appear that even Eldritch could have taught Ridsdale a thing or two about contract negotiations.
Yep.I'm very sad seeing them doing so low these days around.Just a couple of years ago they were amongst the five finest English clubs around and now they can hardly put two ends together.Isn't that sad?And Ridsdale is the most responsible one for that kind of situation,isn't he?Eldritch could teach him a thing or two about contract negotiations definitely!
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I follow the these teams (no, I am not joking):

KSV Hessen Kassel
FC Concordia (my current avatar, by the way)
FK Mlada' Boleslav

So, has anyone here ever attended any matches of those teams? :?: :?:
Can anyone even identify the leagues in which they currently play? :!:

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Petseri wrote:
FK Mlada' Boleslav

Can anyone even identify the leagues in which they currently play? :!:

Martin
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One of my Prague friends (Honza) is a Viktoria Zizkov fan 8) , while "Big Sista" Schwirl and b/f Petr are Brno B fans!

And I have a soft spot for FC Nitra because of Lubomir Moravcik!

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Big Si,

Try again. 8) Your first photo is from Uherské HradiÅ¡tě, not Mlada' Boleslav. Boleslav's stadium does not have goal end seating (unless added in the past five years). Moreover, it certainly does not say SYNOT! (Note that the image has the filename UhHr4.) I am not quite sure why Boleslav officials were inspecting a stadium across the country, but I do not recall the two teams playing in the recent past.

You at least have the correct country, even if not the right division.

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Petseri wrote:Big Si,

Try again. 8) Your first photo is from Uherské HradiÅ¡tě, not Mlada' Boleslav. Boleslav's stadium does not have goal end seating (unless added in the past five years). Moreover, it certainly does not say SYNOT! (Note that the image has the filename UhHr4.) I am not quite sure why Boleslav officials were inspecting a stadium across the country, but I do not recall the two teams playing in the recent past.

You at least have the correct country, even if not the right division.

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:eek: :oops:

I found it here - http://www.fk-mladaboleslav.cz/n_foto.php
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RicheyJames wrote:inverness caledonian thistle
That's *really* a team's name?! Sweet! You Brits are all so darn cute! ;D :notworthy: :twisted: :von:
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Big Si wrote:
3rd Team? Who's playing against FC Porto? :wink: :twisted:

(sorry Moonchild :oops: :roll: ;D )
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

3 team???? At least this 3 Team like you call them, kick the celtic ass.

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.... YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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And my team is FUTEBOL CLUBE DO PORTO :notworthy: :notworthy:

And i'm also blue... and white 8)

PORTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PORTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And Big Si... we are waiting for Celtic in the new Dragon Stadium... Prepare to die.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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moonchild wrote:And my team is FUTEBOL CLUBE DO PORTO :notworthy: :notworthy:

And i'm also blue... and white 8)

PORTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PORTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And Big Si... we are waiting for Celtic in the new Dragon Stadium... Prepare to die.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Dragon eh? :wink: :twisted:

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That you wish... but only in draws or in dreams...

We gonna burn Celtic, smash Celtic like you never saw before...

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And of course:

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Just remember this. This rabble you keep talking about does most of the working, paying and dying in this community.
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snowey wrote:How about the best chant at a footy match??? This one is for Black Shuck.... :innocent: :innocent:

3-0 to the Tranmere
Are you Chester in disguise
Steve Yates is a goal machine :notworthy:

All sung at goodison during the Ever*** v Tranmere Rovers, 18/1/2001.

Memories
No disrespect to Tranmere (although they ARE crap), but we were so awful under Walter Smith in 2001 that a 'MY HEARTLAND XI' could have beaten us 3-0.

It's interesting that you made the highly original joke of calling us 'Ever***' as if it's a swear word.
Why do Tranmere fans hate the blues so much? well, obviously jealousy plays a part, but there's more to it than that. Why the irrational hatred, Snowey?

it's rather ironic, but Everton fans have actually kept Tranmere afloat over these last few difficult years; whenever Everton aren't playing, or are playing away, a huge load of our fans go and watch Tranmere instead.
Iestimate that on an average home game, half your crowd are actually blues.
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I lived in Amsterdam for a year myself, until I finally found the exit door, and I can vouch for the fact that it is a wonderful, beautiful city. And it once had a wonderful, beautiful football team, but that was a very long time ago now. Nothing could bring me to support the present bunch of useless tossers. Or visit the horrible, unsuccessful new stadium which replaced the lovely, successful old one. I was there in 1994 when Ajax won the European Cup, and watched as the idiot fans destroyed all those lovely tram stops and phone boxes (because they were HAPPY??!!??), and then watched as the inbred thugs with uniforms they drafted in to help the police went out with their batons THE NEXT DAY to grab some action, because they missed the original riot. Now, there's logic in all of that somewhere, but it got kind of twisted in the translation. Aaaah, the memories...
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Petseri wrote:I follow the these teams (no, I am not joking):

KSV Hessen Kassel
FC Concordia (my current avatar, by the way)
FK Mlada' Boleslav

So, has anyone here ever attended any matches of those teams? :?: :?:
Can anyone even identify the leagues in which they currently play? :!:

Martin
Small pleasures in life:

FK Mlada' Boleslav has clinched promotion to the first division with two matches remaining in the season. :D

Too bad the others do not bring me as much happiness:

FC Concordia Audentes (formerly FC Concordia), on the other hand, has started out 0-0-4 and had to forfeit its win in the amateur club tournament. :urff: A very similiar start as two years ago, when it was relegated. Certainly not as good as last season's 13-3-2 record (and promotion).

KSV dropped two points at home over the weekend and are four points back with only two to play. I am not too optimistic. A second straight second place finish seems likely, after five straight seasons of promotion. :!:

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1. The Arsenal. My local team. Born and bred.
2. Swansea City- nearest league team to the ancestral home.
3. Celtic.

I used to have a fondness for Fiorentina just because Florence is a great city and they wore purple. A sad day when they went bust.

Irrational hatred...

Valencia. Still bearing a grudge from them beating Arsenal on penalties in the now defunct cup winners cup in 1980.
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