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Lamia
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snubnoseuk wrote:Image

Pompey! Ver ledz!

WITH SNUB ON THIS ONE!!!! POMPEY BORN AND BRED!!

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Lamia wrote:
snubnoseuk wrote:Image

Pompey! Ver ledz!

WITH SNUB ON THIS ONE!!!! POMPEY BORN AND BRED!!

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Spooky! I was outside having a smoke this morning and there was a white van parked with a 'Play Up Pompey' windscreen sticker. And from nowhere the question "Who are the two Portsmouth fans on HL?" entered my head. Mystery now solved and I'll be able to sleep tonight. Thanks. :wink:
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Glad to have been of service JB!! :P
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LIVERPOOL
Celtic
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Penarol
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WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS FOOTBALL CLUB

been goin since 72'

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She will be pleased you've just told everybody that.
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The Cream of Manchester,

Manchester City.

8) :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

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Sunderland, as my user name suggests.

Also Spennymoor United of the UniBond League, because I used to be their programme editor for a season.

And now I write about West Ham for a living. Yesterday was _such_ fun.
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Black Horizon wrote:Football, hmm. 22 men fighting over a lump of leather for 90 minutes and after the game hugging and kissing each other. Then all naked in the shower together with their dicks rubbing against one anothers. Hmm, very strange game indeed.
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Excuse me, football fans have ONE team & ONE team only.
I've read a lot of worrying posts on here.

Here we go with Leeds United,
We're gonna give the boys a hand,
Stand up & sing for Leeds United,
We are the greatest in the land.

Every day, we're all gonna say we love U Leeds, Leeds, Leeds,
Everywhere we're gonna be there we love U Leeds, Leeds, Leeds...

MARCHING ON TOGETHER,
WE'RE GONNA SEE U WIN (na na na na na na)
WE ARE SO PROUD, WE SHOUT IT OUT LOUD,
WE LOVE U LEEDS, LEEDS LEEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(Oh, &... "We've gone down, we'll be back" etc etc.....)
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FAO of Black Horizon....

in the time you spend answering posts you have no interest in - Speifically Footbal posts- we could all have shagged your new girlfriend.

You don't like foootie, fine, don't bother posting on it, me , i don't like figure skating, i promise you now, i will not pass my opinion on such posts.

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doktor wolf wrote:FAO of Black Horizon....

in the time you spend answering posts you have no interest in - Speifically Footbal posts- we could all have shagged your new girlfriend.

You don't like foootie, fine, don't bother posting on it, me , i don't like figure skating, i promise you now, i will not pass my opinion on such posts.

Savvy????
While I also don't care for football I have to totally agree with your post :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Black Horizon wrote:Football, hmm. 22 men fighting over a lump of leather for 90 minutes and after the game hugging and kissing each other. Then all naked in the shower together with their dicks rubbing against one anothers. Hmm, very strange game indeed.
Do you think about this a lot, you rampaging hetero, you? :kiss:
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andymackem wrote:
Black Horizon wrote:Football, hmm. 22 men fighting over a lump of leather for 90 minutes and after the game hugging and kissing each other. Then all naked in the shower together with their dicks rubbing against one anothers. Hmm, very strange game indeed.
Do you think about this a lot, you rampaging hetero, you? :kiss:
indeed. methinks the lady doth protest too much...
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beggar me!

a bloo nose and a sisters fan....well i did know a few back in the day, where do ya hail from matey? shirley not the old barrel organ brigade (and i won't call ya shirley....)

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Thrash Harry wrote:CP Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
That's easy for you to say.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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markfiend wrote:
Thrash Harry wrote:CP Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
That's easy for you to say.
TH - Show off - just say Llanfair PG like everyone else :roll: :wink: Unless you know how to pronounce four Ls in a row, that is, then you are allowed and may have many :notworthy:
And what do you say to a cup?
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