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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Since the good Chairperson Bucks (sic) has moderated on a previous 'name-calling' topic, I thought I would continue it here-

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:eek: :eek: :eek:

That's a little strong James.
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Black Horizon wrote:Dick Eater
Oh come on...Is That the worst you can do?

BTW, where have you been lately? I've missed you and Harry going at it. :wink:
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Red Sunsets wrote:Since the good Chairperson Bucks (sic) has moderated on a previous 'name-calling' topic, I thought I would continue it here-

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Chairman Bux wrote:
Red Sunsets wrote:Since the good Chairperson Bucks (sic) has moderated on a previous 'name-calling' topic, I thought I would continue it here-

Chutney Ferret
For everything there is a reason.
as long as it isn't used for personal attacks, i'm prepared to let this thread be.
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Afrikaans, being a "kombuis taal" has some pretty colourful expressions.

My favourite is "Jou Ma sê vet, rooi genaaide poes". I won't bother translating.
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My personal favorite though is....Go and take you're face for a sh*t
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Surely you've done better than that in the past yourself, SG..

who can forget your classics -

arse-feta

and (unt-bubble.

Glorious my dear girl.

Call me unimaginative, but 'f*ck you you f*cking f*ck' has always done the trick. Particularly when delivered to high n' mighty consultants.
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Dave Whelan wrote:Call me unimaginative, but 'f*ck you you f*cking f*ck' has always done the trick. Particularly when delivered to high n' mighty consultants.
Or by Joe Pesci.
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It was quite early in the morning you bucket of dribbley wa*k
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better?
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The last Sisters tour
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Sexygoth wrote:better?
Yeah, but still not a classic.

@ Ed - Oooh, handbag alert. :lol:

@ JB - not seen that film mate - I saw it on a t-shirt at Glasto once, but opted for the classic Satan/Goats Head with Crowley 'Do What Thou Wilt' line. Marvellous.

Back on track, how's about '(ock-Snot Chops'.

I've a cool book - 'The Book Of Classic Insults' at home - far more high-brow than mere swearing and body-fluid stuff. Well recommended. The swearing is just so much easier.
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biff on
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Dave Whelan wrote:@ JB - not seen that film mate
Goodfellas, Once Upon A Time In America, Casino etc. It seems to be a standard line he delivers frequently when he's at his psycotic best. :twisted:
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you set of beef curtains
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Not you JB LMAO
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Sexygoth wrote:Not you JB LMAO
Thank you for the clarification. ;D
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hallucienate wrote: My favourite is "Jou Ma sê vet, rooi genaaide poes". I won't bother translating.
don't understand the first part, but the second is eloquent enough :lol:
ah wait, I think I get the whole one :lol:
shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather....
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Man U supporter.

Nuff said.
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I'm sticking with "your mother wears combat boots"
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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Yeah but that would be cool!!
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