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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Mrs RicheyJames
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pansie ars*d bollock breath rusty ar*e p*ss
Only a paand.
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Planet Dave
Underneath the Rock
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Sexygoth wrote:you set of beef curtains
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

She's at it again. Hurray.
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
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Karst
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Currently?

Chickenlicker.

8)
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Thrash Harry
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Black Planet wrote:I've missed you and Harry going at it.
I don't smoke so I don't drink so I don't stay awake shouting.
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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Mrs RicheyJames
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Thrash Harry wrote:
Black Planet wrote:I've missed you and Harry going at it.
I don't smoke so I don't drink so I don't stay awake shouting.
ppppppppfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

And I'm really intelligent and I can spell right good and speak proper like
Only a paand.
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James Blast
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Carpet Muncher
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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Quiff Boy
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"butt head"

plain and simple, must be said in a "back to the future / biff whatsisface" voice. :lol:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Big Si
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Fannybaws!

(Glesga does it best! :D )
Wyrd bið ful aræd...

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James Blast
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Shuttit Ya Fud!
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Big Si
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Red Sunsets wrote:Shuttit Ya Fud!
Get tae ya choob!

Awa 'n boil ya heid, ya bam!

:lol:
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Si, James, you guys left your dentures at home again....
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James Blast
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Yew kin Shuttit n'aw Ya Baw Sac!
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Erudite
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In the vernacular - Awa' an' lie in yer ain p*ss!

When dealing with neds - Were you born ignorant or is it something you've had to work hard at to achieve?

or

I see we're playing in the shallows of the gene pool again.

Though, to be honest, I usually find a simple and succinct "C*nt!" to be both satisfying and multipurpose.
You are what you drink - I'm a bitter man!
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Thrash Harry
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A guy in a wheelchair, sat outside a pub in Birmingham, wearing glasses, grinning and shouting "Oi! Four eyes!" as I walked past.

:oops: :eek: :lol: :notworthy:
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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xanthria
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i just have to stick with 'why don't you go outside and play hide and go f*ck yourself?'
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Brideoffrankenstein
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you sucka my lozenge money funster

pig f_ucking refugee

meat grinder

lonely lighthouse keeper
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Ed Rhombus
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Quiff Boy wrote:"butt head"

plain and simple, must be said in a "back to the future / biff whatsisface" voice. :lol:
Biff Tannon wasn't it?
Ed Rhombus

There for you (weather permiting)

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Quiff Boy
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Ed Rhombus wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:"butt head"

plain and simple, must be said in a "back to the future / biff whatsisface" voice. :lol:
Biff Tannon wasn't it?
eggsakerly. :notworthy:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Ed Rhombus
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Hey McQuiff, your show lace is untied
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Mrs RicheyJames
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tubby little t*t witch
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Mrs RicheyJames
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(not you Ed......you're just a top boll*ck ache)
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Brideoffrankenstein
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kit-kat shuffler
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James Blast
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ar$e bandit
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Sunsonic
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Sausage Jockey!!
One life all I need
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Brideoffrankenstein
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Bingo wings
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