Our man in Havana

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right you f*ckers, listen up and listen good.

i'm going on my holidays soon. very soon in fact!

i'm off to cuba for 2 whole muthaf*cking weeks. next friday.

cuba.

did you catch that? i'll say it again, just in case:

i'm going to f*cking cuba!

yep, thats right. for two whole weeks.... been wanting to go there for years, and so i've waited until the last possible moment and i've managed to get a really good deal on a 4 star hotel in cuba.

'kin 'ave it! ;D :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

which means i'll be getting back about a week before the heartland do. which means i might not be making any tickets, so you can all just pay on the door (i'll worry about that later - but rest assured you lot all have priority entrance as far as i'm concerned.)

yep, cuba.

did anyone not catch that? ;D :twisted:

i'll say it again: CUBA

so you better behave while i'm gone.

oh, and paddy: no breaking anyone's user accounts this time! :urff: :lol:

cuba.

marvellous. :von: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

i know i will regret this post in the morning. i've been drinking champers all night to celebrate ;D :lol: 8) but do i know? do i care? do i f*ck.

cuba.

lovely. that's one lifetime's ambition sorted.

the next one? i'm not sure belinda carlisle would be that obliging :(

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cuba.

oh yes.
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QuBe, it would be awfully nice of you to send a cigar or two my way... :innocent: :von:
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CorpPunk wrote:QuBe, it would be awfully nice of you to send a cigar or two my way... :innocent: :von:
hand rolled between the thighs of dusky your virgins? sorted.

better PM your address then ;) :D
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*jealous* can i come? :D
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:oops: feel bad, but a mate came back from Cuba compaining about the open drains, the general smell and how he and his g/f (now fiance) had the $hits for 3 weeks :oops:

Enjoy your well earned rest QB :|
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@Quiff.... Are you going to Cuba???

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oh, and paddy: no breaking anyone's user accounts this time! :urff: :lol:
Eh ?
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Have fun! Try bring back one of those big old cars.
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have fun Quiff.
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Red Sunsets wrote::oops: feel bad, but a mate came back from Cuba compaining about the open drains, the general smell and how he and his g/f (now fiance) had the $hits for 3 weeks :oops:

Enjoy your well earned rest QB :|
we're off some 4 star hotel so there better bloody not be dodgy drainage! :o

will hopefully be going up to havana for a couple of days though (to get a bit of cultcher, like), so i'll keep my eyes peeled and my nose shut. :urff:

pads: yes i am, and corpunk. or was it lynchfanatic? i forget... corpy i think. ;) :innocent:
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hallucienate wrote:Have fun! Try bring back one of those big old cars.
yep. i'm not actually taking any clothes with me in the hope that i can get an oldsmobile or a caddy back in my baggage ;) :lol:
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Very jealous Quiff. Sounds great. It's on my list too.
I want to do the northern belt of South American countries while I'm at it (hopefully later this year) - Costa Rica, Venezuela, Ecuador etc...

Have a good one mate.
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pads: yes i am, and corpunk. or was it lynchfanatic? i forget... corpy i think. ;) :innocent:
pffffffft you say that now!

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Quiff Boy wrote:pads: yes i am, and corpunk. or was it lynchfanatic? i forget... corpy i think. ;) :innocent:
'Twas I! Unless I'm not the only one... :evil: :wink:
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sorry didn't quite catch where you're going then......oh CUBA you say??
great.......have fun!!! :notworthy:
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What people dont know is Havana is the name of the farm that sits inbetween the lines of the M62 near Huddersfield. :D :D
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Sounds like a plan.
As redundant as it no doubt is - hope you have a great holiday.
Doesn't sound too difficult...
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snowey wrote:What people dont know is Havana is the name of the farm that sits inbetween the lines of the M62 near Huddersfield. :D :D
ssssssssssh! :eek: :roll:

dont tell everyone! :roll: :urff:

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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:sorry didn't quite catch where you're going then......oh CUBA you say??
great.......have fun!!! :notworthy:
yep, CUBA.

;D :innocent:
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Coupar, Fife?
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We aren't allowed to go there. Boo.

Can you send me a havana cigar? Pretty please.?
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Black Planet wrote:We aren't allowed to go there. Boo.

Can you send me a havana cigar? Pretty please.?
aren't you? i suppose its all a bit political for you isnt it? :roll:

you wanna de cigarrah? from koobah? hehehe :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Black Planet wrote:We aren't allowed to go there. Boo.

Can you send me a havana cigar? Pretty please.?
aren't you? i suppose its all a bit political for you isnt it? :roll:

you wanna de cigarrah? from koobah? hehehe :lol:

LOL Yes. Me and CP. Yeah we DO. I'll even paypal you for the cost...

But hmm getting into the USA ... :urff: think you can put it with a cd and it'd be postally cool? :?: :?:

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Or you could control yourself with some Havana's that U know U can't smoke till we hit Leeds. :P :P :P Ha ha ha..I would never ask you to do that. Or would I??? :twisted:
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Black Planet wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:
Black Planet wrote:We aren't allowed to go there. Boo.

Can you send me a havana cigar? Pretty please.?
aren't you? i suppose its all a bit political for you isnt it? :roll:

you wanna de cigarrah? from koobah? hehehe :lol:

LOL Yes. Me and CP. Yeah we DO. I'll even paypal you for the cost...

But hmm getting into the USA ... :urff: think you can put it with a cd and it'd be postally cool? :?: :?:

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Or you could control yourself with some Havana's that U know U can't smoke till we hit Leeds. :P :P :P Ha ha ha..I would never ask you to do that. Or would I??? :twisted:
i dont smoke, so i could happily babysit them indefinitely ;) :D

leave it with me. i already have a couple of orders :lol: and postage to the states shouldnt be too horrific :innocent:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Black Planet wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote: aren't you? i suppose its all a bit political for you isnt it? :roll:

you wanna de cigarrah? from koobah? hehehe :lol:

LOL Yes. Me and CP. Yeah we DO. I'll even paypal you for the cost...

But hmm getting into the USA ... :urff: think you can put it with a cd and it'd be postally cool? :?: :?:

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Or you could control yourself with some Havana's that U know U can't smoke till we hit Leeds. :P :P :P Ha ha ha..I would never ask you to do that. Or would I??? :twisted:
i dont smoke, so i could happily babysit them indefinitely ;) :D

leave it with me. i already have a couple of orders :lol: and postage to the states shouldnt be too horrific :innocent:
damn!!!! Don't worry. I'll come to Leeds and smoke then. As for CP,......I dunno .

right now I just want to hug you for the cigars!!!
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