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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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The Sisters Of Mercy
( 652 000 results)

versus

The Mission
(40 100 000 results)

The winner is:    The Mission   
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Andrew Eldritch
( 27 800 results)

versus

That Guitarist
( 31 600 results)

The winner is:    Wayne Hussey   
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I could keep playing with this all week ;D

*Edit. Forgot the mis$ion censor
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Loki
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Email me your bosses address and I'll suggest he puts some work your way ... :innocent:
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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Bog off :P :lol:

More: The Sisters Album Knock-out contest.

floodland ( 13 800 results) versus first and last and always (14 200 000 results)
The winner is:    first and last and always   

gift (66 600 000 results) versus vision thing (4 820 000 results)
The winner is:    gift   

some girls wander by mistake ( 66 600 results) versus a slight case of overbombing ( 2 640 results)
The winner is:    some girls wander by mistake   

SECOND ROUND (SGWBM gets a pass)

first and last and always (14 200 000 results) versus gift (67 100 000 results)
The winner is:    gift   

FINAL

gift (67 100 000 results) versus some girls wander by mistake ( 66 600 results)
The winner is:    gift   

So there you have it. Gift wins.
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Number of results on Google for the keywords hallucienate and markfiend:


hallucienate
(100 results) versus markfiend
(38 results)


The winner is: hallucienate
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hallucienate wrote:
Number of results on Google for the keywords hallucienate and markfiend:


hallucienate
(100 results) versus markfiend
(38 results)


The winner is: hallucienate
You know what? I already checked that :lol:
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Your search - andymackem - did not match any documents.
No pages were found containing "andymackem".

Suggestions:
- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.

You see, I'm unique. Mummy says I'm special.
Names are just a souvenir ...
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And the winner is ... Cash Johnny - Boy Named Sue ... :eek: :lol:
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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andymackem wrote:You see, I'm unique. Mummy says I'm special.
did she send you to special school? :wink: :twisted:
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And I found this ...

Johnny-Boy
by Terry E. Wilbur

The sky is falling Johnny-Boy
The air is dark with mournful wails
You rush to rescue helpless souls
Up in the sky the death-bird sails

You still fight on to aid the weak
The powerless and feeble lie
Undaunted by their wretched fate
You charge ahead while towers die

Upon the weary men and maids
The death knell of the stone and steel
Comes down in fiery wrath and woe
Unheeding of their pleas for weal

Oh, Johnny-Boy, we loved you, lad
And though the demons won the day
Your selfless love still keeps us warm
In all the wreckage and dismay

Forever now, shall all the lads
Who even in their deaths were brave
Walk hand in hand all clothed in white
With those poor souls they strove to save

©2001, Terry E. Wilbur


Terry E. Wilbur is a poet living in Dallas, Texas, married with three grown children and a cat named Caesar.
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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Number of results on Google for the keywords the waltons and little house on the prairie:


the waltons
( 134 000 results) versus little house on the prairie
( 784 000 results)


The winner is: little house on the prairie
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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hallucienate wrote:
Number of results on Google for the keywords hallucienate and markfiend:


hallucienate
(100 results) versus markfiend
(38 results)


The winner is: hallucienate
d00mw0lf
( 2 710 results) versus hallucienate
(100 results)


The winner is: d00mw0lf


so there.
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d00mw0lf wrote:
hallucienate wrote:
Number of results on Google for the keywords hallucienate and markfiend:


hallucienate
(100 results) versus markfiend
(38 results)


The winner is: hallucienate
d00mw0lf
( 2 710 results) versus hallucienate
(100 results)


The winner is: d00mw0lf


so there.
yeah, well, I'm still trying to get you rev hammer
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you might have to try again.... computer died last week and is only just working again. i did have to take all my files off and put them back, so they'll prolly have moved. all me RH stuff is being shared right now, so you should be able to go download it now :D
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mh - "about 7,080,000"

woooo!!!! me is the champ.
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"sex", 186.000.000

:eek:
I think someone set my soul alight
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The Sisters Of Murphy ( 262 000 results)
versus
The Sisters Of Mercy ( 658 000 results)

:O

Paddy.
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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Padstar - about 324....

also interestingly... http://www.jazzcornertalk.com/speakeasy ... php?t=4145

Er...Paddy?

:eek: :eek: :eek: :wink:
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Wow, I didn't know such a thing existed!

http://www.netgoth.org.uk/gothmap/

I give it :von: :von: :von: :von: :von: :von: :von: :von: out of 10!
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wait wait, if I check it right, the badder the album/band the more pages? :lol:
shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather....
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heart
(57 600 000 results) versus knees
(3 940 000 results)


The winner is: heart
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body (94 800 000 results) versus soul (24 700 000 results)

The winner is:    body
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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heartland
(3 390 000 results)

versus

wishville
( 3 290 results)


The winner is: heartland

:D :lol: :twisted:
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Quiff Boy wrote:heartland
(3 390 000 results)

versus

wishville
( 3 290 results)


The winner is: heartland

:D :lol: :twisted:
Ah yes but:

myheartland
(390 results)

versus

wishville
( 3 490 results)


The winner is:    wishville  
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quiff boy
( 3 290 results)

versus

chairman bux
( 3 580 results)


The winner is: chairman bux

it was close! :roll:
Wyrd bið ful aræd...

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"Valentine Thread" (199,000)

versus

"Relevant Discussion" (5,350,000)

Sorry folks.
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