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I'm just too excited..



Only THREE big sleeps to go!
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Now I tried SOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo hard to make is 'hugest' and 'blue' but would it buggery work....
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are you talking about the pixies tour?? my friend paid £90 for a ticket off ebay! :D
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Yes and...luck us only paid ticket price...whoo hoo

2 more big sleeps...
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OH MY....OH MY OH MY!!!! Is it nearly morning yet??[/size=24][/colour=green]
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how the blimmin heck do I make them things work??????? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Debaser wrote:OH MY....OH MY OH MY!!!! Is it nearly morning yet??


Remember! "Just ask the Big Man!"

:lol:
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go back to bed the pair of you or Santa won't come
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Big Si wrote:
Debaser wrote:OH MY....OH MY OH MY!!!! Is it nearly morning yet??


Remember! "Just ask the Big Man!"

:lol:
How did you make my writing big and green?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: it's today you know!
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Debaser wrote:
Big Si wrote:
Debaser wrote:OH MY....OH MY OH MY!!!! Is it nearly morning yet??


Remember! "Just ask the Big Man!"

:lol:
How did you make my writing big and green?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: it's today you know!
color=green]OH MY.........[/size][/color]

As above! You had 2 spaces before OH MY and then leave out the =24 and =green in the [/] brackets.

Have a good one! :D
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Nun, big sleeps [/colour]

I have my fingers crossed?? Do you (or is that the problem??
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Debaser wrote:Nun, big sleeps

what a frickin pullaver! nearly there mind you....



Nun, big sleeps
Leave out the spaces! And there's no "u" in color - :eek:

You a teacher 'n all Ness! :lol:
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I KNOW....It's really cheesing me off...at times I am quite intelligent and I AM the ICT co-ordinator at school...and I AM on Lincolnshire ICT working party for ICT in schools....waaaaggghhhh
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You're doing this:
<color=indigo> <size=24> Nun, big sleeps </colour> </size>
You should be doing this:
<color=indigo> <size=24> Nun, big sleeps </size> </color>

The tags go in the opposite order when you close them.

Nun, big sleeps

*Edit: Note also spelling of "color" :lol:
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markfiend wrote:You're doing this:
<color=indigo> <size=24> Nun, big sleeps </colour> </size>
You should be doing this:
<color=indigo> <size=24> Nun, big sleeps </size> </colour>

The tags go in the opposite order when you close them.

Nun, big sleeps [/colour]


There's no u in Quiff Boy's color - :eek: :roll:

Edit - as markfiend above just noticed :oops:
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GGGGGGGGGggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[/b]

Now where the frig did that [/b] come from I certainly didn't put it there
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Debaser wrote:GGGGGGGGGggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
One [/b] too many! :lol:
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Now, lemme see...

it's only a frikkin button or two how hard can it be, goddayum
[/b]

There's that blimmin extra /b again....I never put it there, I never asked for it to be there - well not twice any way...stoopid frikkin pooter

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You can tell QB ain't here, this thread would be locked and binned by now! Watch out here comes paddy! :eek:

One [/b] too many, again hen!
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oh Paddy please don't...not just yet...only when I have mastered the blinkin thing

If you ever loved me at all Paddy...

and then I promise I will NEVER ever dabble with the bloomin thing again....bog standard typing fer me, honest injun.
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Ooooooooooooh!

The extra [/b] turns up if you click on the bold button and then hand-type the close-tag. The board software thinks you've forgotten to close it and helpfully does it for you.
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:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

stooopid flippin thing anyway...how pretentious. :innocent:
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Yay! You got it! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

:D :lol:
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