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I can't get my belly bar unscrewed.. i want to put my new one in! help
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I'd love to, but I can't reach it from here. :innocent:
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Go and buy some examination gloves.
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mr strange can't do it either...
why will the gloves help?
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Plyers ?

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hacksaw?
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or you could go to the hardware store and ask for a long stand

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it might come to that, its happened before...
nice to see you survived last night's msn, lol
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emilystrange wrote:mr strange can't do it either...
why will the gloves help?
Because of what they are made of, you can get a really good grip! Trust me, I've had to take out many body piercings pre-op!!
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WD40
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wd40 was mentioned early in the proceedings, and a warning was issued to the other party
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grab somw rubber washing up gloves - they'll help you grip the ball better.
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d00mw0lf wrote:grab somw rubber washing up gloves - they'll help you grip the ball better.
The double whammy of this scenario being that you can then do the washing up when you have dealt with your mutilation.


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i have a dishwasher.
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And when you do get it out, don't leave it so long next time...

A friend of mine had a piercing that wasn't changed or at least twirled about often enough...the skin grew over the keeper bit and that's as far as I can go without feeling :urff: :urff: :urff:
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oh no, i wiggle it about.. i've only had it 3 months, and only just got round to buying a new one
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emilystrange wrote:oh no, i wiggle it about.. i've only had it 3 months, and only just got round to buying a new one
Strange way to treat a dishwasher.
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Chairman Bux wrote:
emilystrange wrote:oh no, i wiggle it about.. i've only had it 3 months, and only just got round to buying a new one
Strange way to treat a dishwasher.
:roll:
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How are you getting on Em? Is it out yet??
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I PASSED
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Wire it up to the mains, the blighter will be out in seconds.

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d00mw0lf wrote:grab somw rubber washing up gloves - they'll help you grip the ball better.
A phrase often heard in the 'Baser boudoir


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Debaser wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:grab somw rubber washing up gloves - they'll help you grip the ball better.
A phrase often heard in the 'Baser boudoir


:innocent:

:roll: :roll: :roll:


thats more information than i needed...but hey...let your self go!! :wink:
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yes...

no, havent tried, been revising...
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