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Tuscan Chimaera
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Head-turner chick, probably CDE social level, engaged in the street by personable, educated and presentable gent pulling down serious cash and able to refer knowledgeably to things like films and books and stuff. Unburdened by a micropecker too, you may assume.

Questions:

1. Ought she to feel flattered?
2. What chance does he have?
3. Is he demeaning himself?

I only ask in an effort to unpick the socioethical innards of an event both commonplace and largely unremarked upon.
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Black Dahlia
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I wouldn't mention your love of the Light House Family to her ......... :wink:
Hell is other people
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Tuscan Chimaera
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Bad call, Dahlia.

Chix love easy listening.
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Black Dahlia
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Surely its "chicks love the car" ?

:lol: :kiss:
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Tuscan Chimaera
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Black Dahlia wrote:Surely its "chicks love the car" ?

:lol: :kiss:
The porker is in the garage having a top engine overhaul.
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Black Dahlia
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Tuscan Chimaera wrote:
Black Dahlia wrote:Surely its "chicks love the car" ?

:lol: :kiss:
The porker is in the garage having a top engine overhaul.
Poor wee thing (!)
It's going to have to be the Easy Listening gambit then .............
Hell is other people
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Mrs RicheyJames
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I PASSED
Only a paand.
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Sexygoth wrote:I PASSED
no shit
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CorpPunk
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<wanders off to find a bit of stick and some string to play with>
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CorpPunk
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Tuscan Chimaera wrote: 2. What chance does he have?
SLIM TO NONE, BIYATCH!! - smoochies, Therese xx
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CorpPunk
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Dude, I totally didn't write that.

Therese! Get back in your box!!! NOW!
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Tuscan Chimaera
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Hyde Park last night, about 7pm. Heading home. Phone call. Stop to talk. Standing there chatting. Japanese bird walks past. Gives uncle the eye. Gaze flicks down at uncle's packet, then up again for eye to eye. Two minutes pass. Another Nagasaki knob nailer. Same thing, this time no packet checking. They can't have been more than 20 years old, man.

What made Japanese girls so forward?

Help me Therese. I am a good man.
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have you been watching "alfie" on lsd?
shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather....
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Tuscan Chimaera wrote: I am a good man.
Therese obviously doesn't think so.

Girl, I owe you $50. :lol: :notworthy:
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CorpPunk
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I'm not really going to pay it, though.
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Tuscan Chimaera
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randdebiel² wrote:have you been watching "alfie" on lsd?
No.

Eye contact in the street or on the tube. Chubby wood. A secret stream glistens. You move in for the kill:

I say! Weren't you at school with Harriet and Fleur before Charlie got his wombat?
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Tuscan Chimaera
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CorpPunk wrote:I'm not really going to pay it, though.
uncle will make you pay, cp
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I look forward to it.
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Tuscan Chimaera
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I will work you hard
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CorpPunk
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Is that a threat or a promise?
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Tuscan Chimaera
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Threats have so much more juice than promises.

Damn you little minx.
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14 more to go eh Tuscan?
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
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Tuscan Chimaera wrote:Threats have so much more juice than promises.

Damn you little minx.
But threats are so often empty.

Damned if I do, or damned if I don't?
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paint it black
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Tuscan Chimaera wrote:
What made Japanese girls so forward?

Help me Therese. I am a good man.
lack of height; frower ;D
Goths have feelings too
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Tuscan Chimaera
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Debaser wrote:14 more to go eh Tuscan?
Yes

Ersatz
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