DVLA Announcement 16-06-04

NEW RULES: One thread per day only. If there's a thread for today already started, post on that. And if there isn't? Then you get to start one. Aren't you the lucky one?
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DomConway
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In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially
dangerous drivers, it is now compulsory for anyone with low
driving ability to display a warning flag.

The flag (comprised of a red cross on a white background) will
be attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle.

For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are
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straylight
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:lol: :lol:

There seem to be a few less bad drivers round here since Sunday night though...I wonder why...
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James Blast
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Glasgow seems to be full of nothing but excellent drivers.
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James Blast
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:innocent:
Why do women prefer Englishmen for lovers?
They stay on top for 90 mins. and come second :roll:
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jannaevans
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Red Sunsets wrote::innocent:
Why do women prefer Englishmen for lovers?
They stay on top for 90 mins. and come second :roll:
s**t! Italians are the best.
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Mrs RicheyJames
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We don't have a racist in the house do we??? :? :?
Only a paand.
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jannaevans
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Sexygoth wrote:We don't have a racist in the house do we??? :? :?
What the hell is your problem? I happen to find Italian men make the best lovers. They are charming witty and have a penchant for really really pleasing me.
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James Blast
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Try a Jock of Irish heritage, he'll get ye pished tooImage
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jannaevans
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feck off.

both of you.

MY Itilian man... ha... yu m
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jannaevans
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Sexygoth wrote:We don't have a racist in the house do we??? :? :?
I have been with a lot of men....

french, german. belgjian, oh..can I cough.......
NO....
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:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Izzy HaveMercy
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jannaevans wrote:sorry.. Itlalian men,, make me happy. and they are so cute.l
No they are NOT.

Belgians are much cuter than Italians.

And taller.

And straight-er.

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jannaevans
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If you look like your avatar...LOL lets tumble. ;)
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jannaevans wrote:If you look like your avatar...LOL lets tumble. ;)
If I WAS my avatar then I could just PAY you to tumble with me :wink: :innocent:


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jannaevans
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LOL David Lee Roth is a God in my book. The perfect combination of attitude, looks and talent.

Panama Baby!
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James Blast
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Yeah, but where is he now? Even Van Hagar went on to more success than Diamond Dave. Don't get me wrong, I think Mr. Lee Roth is one of the great front men of all time.
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Red Sunsets wrote:one of the great front men of all time.
Not only 'front'...not only 'front'... :innocent: :innocent: ;D


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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Not only 'front'...not only 'front'
don't know how to respond to that one Iz :roll:
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