Euro 2004 predictions

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Let's make fools of ourselves

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I've so far predicted the quarter-finalists properly, but I can't prove that to anyone, can I? So I'll show you my future predictions, if you show me yours :wink:

England beat Portugal :D in QF
Holland qualify and beat Sweden in QF
Holland beat England in the semis :(

France beat Greece in QF
Czech Republic beat Denmark in QF
Czech Republic beat France in the semis :D

Czech Republic beat Holland in the final.

Any advance on that?
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MrChris wrote:Let's make fools of ourselves

:wink:

I've so far predicted the quarter-finalists properly, but I can't prove that to anyone, can I? So I'll show you my future predictions, if you show me yours :wink:

England beat Portugal :D in QF
Holland qualify and beat Sweden in QF
Holland beat England in the semis :(

France beat Greece in QF
Czech Republic beat Denmark in QF
Czech Republic beat France in the semis :D

Czech Republic beat Holland in the final.

Any advance on that?
Just a few corrections: Sweden QF, beats Holland
Sweden beats Czech in final. ;D

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QF:

Portugal - England 2-1
Sweden - Germany 2-1

Czech Republic - Denmark 3-1
France - Greece 2-0
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SF:

Portugal - Sweden 2-2 (pen 5-3)
France - Czech Republic 2-1
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Final: Portugal - France 3-2
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France win the whole thing. Not sure how they get there, but that's how it ends.

And they're not even _that_ good, frankly. But everyone else is having a collective off-day.

Portugal? Past it. If they weren't hosting they'd be home by now.
Holland / Germany? Trading on reputation alone, bereft of the class of previous years.
England? Natural born quarter-finalists. The squad doesn't matter.
Greece? Yeah, right. See also Latvia, since they've not quite been knocked out yet.
Sweden / Denmark? Tough to beat, perhaps, but lacking class at the highest levels (sorry Rian).
Czech Rep? Only realistic rivals, but lack the big tournament experience as a nation and arguably as individuals. Plus, how can Jan Koller earn a Euro medal? That would be wrong.
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Don't know about possible/probable scorelines, but all the papers can talk about round here is how much Wayne rooney's going to be worth at the end of it. I think the current figure being bandied about is £60m. :eek:

That's an awful lot of potatoes :twisted: :lol:
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Did you know his Nan has been given the month off from her job as a school dinner lady by the Lord Mayor so she can go and support him?

A few days later following this proclamation, she was interviewed in the Echo as saying she'd rather go and play Bingo :notworthy:
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looks like everyone's on target with Germany's exit (apart from Hojyuu-obi), so I'll add my prediction and jinx the whole thing:

QF:

England - Portugal 2-1
Holland - Sweden 3-0

Czech Republic - Denmark 1-0
France - Greece 2-0
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SF:

England - Holland 2-1
France - Czech Republic 1-0
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Final: England - France 1-0


and a further prediction - Michael Owen won't score a single goal for England. Ever.
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andymackem wrote: Portugal? Past it. If they weren't hosting they'd be home by now.
Oh, come on, you're not being fair.
(Yes, Portuguese here. Nevertheless, it was hard enough to qualify, I give you that.)
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:Did you know his Nan has been given the month off from her job as a school dinner lady by the Lord Mayor so she can go and support him?

A few days later following this proclamation, she was interviewed in the Echo as saying she'd rather go and play Bingo :notworthy:
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QF:

Portugal - England 2-0
Sweden - Holland 3-1

Czech Republic - Denmark 3-2 (although I think this will be the hardest to guess)
France - Greece 2-0
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SF:

Portugal - Sweden 3-2 (last minute goal)
France - Czech Republic 1-4
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Final: Portugal - Czech republic 3-2 (after 120 minutes)
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Nice to see the Germans out, anyway. And the coach has already resigned. I have to say, the Czechs look like a cracking outfit. Even their b team can rattle them in. Three games, nine points can be bad.
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dead inside wrote:
andymackem wrote: Portugal? Past it. If they weren't hosting they'd be home by now.
Oh, come on, you're not being fair.
(Yes, Portuguese here. Nevertheless, it was hard enough to qualify, I give you that.)
I'm being perfectly fair ... the so-called "Golden Generation" is past its sell-by date, too many players are underperforming and they seem short of useful replacements.

Luckily, as I said before, England are natural born quarter-finalists, so you'll be alright tonight. Not good enough to win it, though. France, Czechs, Holland are all better.
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QF:

England - Portugal 3-1
Holland - Sweden 3-2

Czech Republic - Denmark 2-0
France - Greece 2-0

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SF:
England - Holland 4-2
France - Czech Republic 2-1

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F:
England - France 1-2


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andymackem wrote:
dead inside wrote:
andymackem wrote: Portugal? Past it. If they weren't hosting they'd be home by now.
Oh, come on, you're not being fair.
(Yes, Portuguese here. Nevertheless, it was hard enough to qualify, I give you that.)
I'm being perfectly fair ... the so-called "Golden Generation" is past its sell-by date, too many players are underperforming and they seem short of useful replacements.

Luckily, as I said before, England are natural born quarter-finalists, so you'll be alright tonight. Not good enough to win it, though. France, Czechs, Holland are all better.
France? think away zidane (if he gets injured, just a bad game, or a red card), and the french are NOWHERE, the rest of the team is absolutely below par......
Holland? have you seen them playing? with a coach as advocaat only sheer luck can make them win....
now czechs...that's something else....
but the way I saw some of the portuguese playing (eg ronaldo)I wouldn't chance them off even against the czechs....
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andymackem wrote:
dead inside wrote:
andymackem wrote: Portugal? Past it. If they weren't hosting they'd be home by now.
Oh, come on, you're not being fair.
(Yes, Portuguese here. Nevertheless, it was hard enough to qualify, I give you that.)
I'm being perfectly fair ... the so-called "Golden Generation" is past its sell-by date, too many players are underperforming and they seem short of useful replacements.

Luckily, as I said before, England are natural born quarter-finalists, so you'll be alright tonight. Not good enough to win it, though. France, Czechs, Holland are all better.
France? think away zidane (if he gets injured, just a bad game, or a red card), and the french are NOWHERE, the rest of the team is absolutely below par......
Holland? have you seen them playing? with a coach as advocaat only sheer luck can make them win....
now czechs...that's something else....
but the way I saw some of the portuguese playing (eg ronaldo)I wouldn't chance them off even against the czechs....
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I must admit I really hope it will be the other way around, but that's only possible if zidane can't play....
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Best of luck to Greece.... but i cant think they will have enough to pull of an upset.

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Think it will be a nice open match against the Swedes. But the Dutch national team has underpreformed a bit IMHO. They did well to get where they are. Would be nce to play the host nation in the semi-final but I honestly think the Swedes probably have a better chance.
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andymackem wrote:England? Natural born quarter-finalists. The squad doesn't matter.
I'm seldom wrong about these things. France win tonight, inside 90 minutes (but not at 4/11, thanks!).
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MrChris wrote:Let's make fools of ourselves

France beat Greece in QF
Greece 1, France 0

wow

well done Greece.
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