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hallucienate wrote:bloody pakistanis
188 for 1 with two balls to spare. That'll learn 'em :!:
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hallucienate wrote:
hallucienate wrote:bloody pakistanis
188 for 1 with two balls to spare. That'll learn 'em :!:
bravo sir! have you tried taking on the kiwis yet?
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RicheyJames wrote:
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hallucienate wrote:bloody pakistanis
188 for 1 with two balls to spare. That'll learn 'em :!:
bravo sir! have you tried taking on the kiwis yet?
let me finish my kitkat chunky first
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hallucienate wrote: let me finish my kitkat chunky first
ROLFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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170 for 8 in my second effort against the kiwis. a battling 73 from chris read wasn't quite enough...
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RicheyJames wrote:170 for 8 in my second effort against the kiwis. a battling 73 from chris read wasn't quite enough...
Don't ever tell me you do work at work again!! :lol: :lol:
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RicheyJames wrote:170 for 8 in my second effort against the kiwis. a battling 73 from chris read wasn't quite enough...
Don't ever tell me you do work at work again!! :lol: :lol:
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Sexygoth wrote: Don't ever tell me you do work at work again!! :lol: :lol:
i am allowed the occasional break dear :roll:
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43 for 0 at the end of the second over
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RicheyJames wrote: i am allowed the occasional break dear :roll:
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hallucienate wrote:43 for 0 at the end of the second over
don't get cocky - the spinner doesn't come on until the third or fourth over....
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hallucienate wrote:43 for 0 at the end of the second over
don't get cocky - the spinner doesn't come on until the third or fourth over....
:eek: the rot has set in: 63 for 3, 4.0 overs :?
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I feel ... vindicated. Not because I've got passed the Kiwi spinner. Simply that I always knew I had an empty void of a life and needed silly props like this to keep me going.

Now I've proved that I'm not alone! Thanks, chaps.

Now .... this spinner.
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andymackem wrote:I feel ... vindicated. Not because I've got passed the Kiwi spinner. Simply that I always knew I had an empty void of a life and needed silly props like this to keep me going.

Now I've proved that I'm not alone! Thanks, chaps.

Now .... this spinner.
glad to have been of service.

that spinner is a bastid
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he really is evil isn't he? everytime i think i've got it sussed he comes up with something different. or i forget how quick the fast bowler is and yet another englishman spills claret all over the wicket.... :(
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needed a six off the last ball....

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Congratulations Mr James. I have finally despatched the Windies only to be annilated by the Indians. I somehow feel cricket isn't my game. :(
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is anyone else still playing this or have you all gone over to the dark side?
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Cricket IS the flaming darkside!!!!

Scifigeekynerdishness is the way to be!

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im still playing bowman....
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I haven't had a chance to play anything recently :(
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Hit an alarming (and beer-related) slump. Started to resemble the real-life England one-day squad.

Retired from international cricket, but may be ready for a comeback. Even with 10 overs and a bastard spinner I should get more than 101 against the Kiwis :roll:

Any of you Yorkshire types off to Headingley today?
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Back on the case, and beat the Kiwis by five wickets, with a ball to spare.

Not convinced that a match-winning unbeaten 62 from Collingwood has much basis in reality, though.

Sri Lanka look tough, though.
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sri lanka are very tough.

i found it pretty much plain sailing after that. the mighty aussies rolled over with hardly any fuss. although that had a lot to do with trescothick's magnificent 109...
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I was about to ask if anyone had posted a century - Anyone who closes in either gets out in the 80s or runs of out runs to be scored. And there isn't time to farm the strike reliably.
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