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Do Airfix still make those skeleton models and glow in the dark paint? :innocent:
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Ahem ...it has been brought to my attention that the expression 'fat tron filth' may or may not be causing offence to some members. I therefore apologise unreservedly if you happen to be:

a) Fat

b) Tron

c) Filth

Thank you.
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A new MyHeartland ranking, perchance? Over to you Quiffy!!!
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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mh wrote:A new MyHeartland ranking, perchance? Over to you Quiffy!!!
QB may be taking that triplet of words a stage further ... :innocent: :lol:
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Johnny Boy wrote:Ahem ...it has been brought to my attention that the expression 'fat tron filth' may or may not be causing offence to some members. I therefore apologise unreservedly if you happen to be:

a) Fat

b) Tron

c) Filth

Thank you.
Then I suppose I'd better say soz too, seeing as it was me what coined the phrase. Soz.

Inexcusably, I similarly upset a european 'goth'act a few years back, by suggesting to him that he resembled a 'fat gay german meatloaf'. Obvious and sincere apologies to all easily offended fats, gays, Germans, or Meatloaf - but the observation remains unargueable. Girth Urban or somesuch, I believe.
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I believe Meat Loaf prefers a space in his name, better say sorry for that too :wink:
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Dave Whelan wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:Ahem ...it has been brought to my attention that the expression 'fat tron filth' may or may not be causing offence to some members. I therefore apologise unreservedly if you happen to be:

a) Fat

b) Tron

c) Filth

Thank you.
Then I suppose I'd better say soz too, seeing as it was me what coined the phrase. Soz.

Inexcusably, I similarly upset a european 'goth'act a few years back, by suggesting to him that he resembled a 'fat gay german meatloaf'. Obvious and sincere apologies to all easily offended fats, gays, Germans, or Meatloaf - but the observation remains unargueable. Girth Urban or somesuch, I believe.
wasn't metal urbain was it? saw them supporting new model army. godwaful lot.
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Johnny Boy wrote:
mh wrote:A new MyHeartland ranking, perchance? Over to you Quiffy!!!
QB may be taking that triplet of words a stage further ... :innocent: :lol:
I notice that you're sticking by your original assertion that the guy's a weirdo though...!
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d00mw0lf wrote: wasn't metal urbain was it? saw them supporting new model army. godwaful lot.
Nah, it was Goethe Erban. He was on at Eurorock 2000. A quick net surf, seeing as we'd never heard of them, revealed a picture of him looking too smug in a bacofoil 'outfit'. Very, very disturbing, and very FGGM.

He was funny / awful live too. Prancing around the stage in a white smock with a lecturn and a foxy girl for company.
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Johnny Boy wrote:
mh wrote:A new MyHeartland ranking, perchance? Over to you Quiffy!!!
QB may be taking that triplet of words a stage further ... :innocent: :lol:
Do you know something we don't eh? You can share... we won't tell :D
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I'll get shot for this but ...

http://195.66.240.211/cgi-bin/whois.cgi ... ilth.co.uk

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Johnny Boy wrote:I'll get shot for this but ...

http://195.66.240.211/cgi-bin/whois.cgi ... ilth.co.uk

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:roll: :urff: :roll: :urff: :notworthy:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I dread to think what the content would ever be... :urff:
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@Joan: I'm definitely gonna frisk you for spycams now.
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the jig is up! :o

:lol: ;)
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Johnny Boy wrote:
mh wrote:A new MyHeartland ranking, perchance? Over to you Quiffy!!!
QB may be taking that triplet of words a stage further ... :innocent: :lol:
as promised:

http://www.fattronfilth.co.uk

:lol:
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Class! :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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does this mean I should tell my friend to stop making me a tron suite with extra padding?
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