Is the weather up it's a*se?

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Is the weather up it's a*se?

Yes, I blame global warming meself
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What are you on about, typical English weather
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Re the delightful meteorological conditions we are having in blighty these days.
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:Re the delightful meteorological conditions we are having in blighty these days.
The weather here is s**t too. Dunno if I can blame UK though, or warming heating.
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What do you mean English :?:

Oop north we always get a wet summer! :twisted:
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I saw The Day After Tomorrow recently. Wish I'd paid attention now.......
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rian wrote:
Mrs. Snowey wrote:Re the delightful meteorological conditions we are having in blighty these days.
The weather here is **** too. Dunno if I can blame UK though, or warming heating.
Big Si wrote:What do you mean English :?:

Oop north we always get a wet summer! :twisted:
Sorry guys, perhaps I should have just put "sh*te weather per se"

@ Big Si - is your avatar Ollie Reed or Eddie Izzard? Ican't quite make up my mind! :D
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:
rian wrote:
Mrs. Snowey wrote:Re the delightful meteorological conditions we are having in blighty these days.
The weather here is **** too. Dunno if I can blame UK though, or warming heating.
Big Si wrote:What do you mean English :?:

Oop north we always get a wet summer! :twisted:
Sorry guys, perhaps I should have just put "sh*te weather per se"

@ Big Si - is your avatar Ollie Reed or Eddie Izzard? Ican't quite make up my mind! :D
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It's day number five by my reckoning, thirty-five to go.
It you haven't started building that boat and contacting the local zoos you better get a move on! :wink:

Flood warnings have already been issued in the North East (of Scotland - that rocky bit of land above England).
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Couldn't get any pandas - they're all off advertising bl**dy pasta sauce :lol:
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It stopped raining just before I left work.

It stayed dry while I was on the bus.

But the very second I got off the bus and started the 3 minute walk to my front door...

Bastard weather.
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We've been having very mild winters recently and the dams are at an all time low :? Our summer this year wasn't that great either
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Big Si wrote:The late, great and most sadly missed Uncle Ollie! :cry:
<Thinks: Can I grow a beard like that in time for Saturday?>
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Well I live in Ireland but the whole general thing is pretty much the same. Up in the high 20s most of last week, pissing down rain and freezing my butt off ever since. But we get this every summer anyway so it's no real big deal.
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Erudite wrote:If you haven't started building that boat and contacting the local zoos you better get a move on! :wink:
I haven't got room for all the beetles. Two each of over 400000 species? :eek:
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Thrash Harry wrote:
Big Si wrote:The late, great and most sadly missed Uncle Ollie! :cry:
<Thinks: Can I grow a beard like that in time for Saturday?>
10 years ago, I used to have one! :twisted:
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hallucienate wrote:We've been having very mild winters recently and the dams are at an all time low :? Our summer this year wasn't that great either
Yeh but it still monsooned the very moment I set foot on SA soil ... :innocent:
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@ Mrs Snowey - Maybe 'It's Wimbledon' should have been the third poll choice ... :wink:
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Brightened up tonight tho :D
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Johnny Boy wrote:
hallucienate wrote:We've been having very mild winters recently and the dams are at an all time low :? Our summer this year wasn't that great either
Yeh but it still monsooned the very moment I set foot on SA soil ... :innocent:
Just the gods showing what they think of you :wink:
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Johnny Boy wrote:@ Mrs Snowey - Maybe 'It's Wimbledon' should have been the third poll choice ... :wink:
Yes, but tennis-heads deserve all they get. Especially the "Hen-maniacs" :twisted: :lol: :twisted:

And the Lawn Tennis bods are STILL going um and ahh about putting a cover over the centre court. Perhaps someone ought to send them a letter:


Dear LTA

BRITISH SUMMER = RAIN. LOTS OF IT.

LOTS OF RAIN = EVEN MORE REFUNDS

MORE REFUNDS = LESS MONEY FOR YOU TO SPEND SUPPORTING GRASS ROOTS TENNIS

oh hang on, they don't really do the last bit do they?
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