Is the weather up it's a*se?
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Re the delightful meteorological conditions we are having in blighty these days.
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The weather here is s**t too. Dunno if I can blame UK though, or warming heating.Mrs. Snowey wrote:Re the delightful meteorological conditions we are having in blighty these days.
I think someone set my soul alight
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Oop north we always get a wet summer!
Oop north we always get a wet summer!
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rian wrote:The weather here is **** too. Dunno if I can blame UK though, or warming heating.Mrs. Snowey wrote:Re the delightful meteorological conditions we are having in blighty these days.
Sorry guys, perhaps I should have just put "sh*te weather per se"Big Si wrote:What do you mean English
Oop north we always get a wet summer!
@ Big Si - is your avatar Ollie Reed or Eddie Izzard? Ican't quite make up my mind!
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The late, great and most sadly missed Uncle Ollie!Mrs. Snowey wrote:rian wrote:The weather here is **** too. Dunno if I can blame UK though, or warming heating.Mrs. Snowey wrote:Re the delightful meteorological conditions we are having in blighty these days.Sorry guys, perhaps I should have just put "sh*te weather per se"Big Si wrote:What do you mean English
Oop north we always get a wet summer!
@ Big Si - is your avatar Ollie Reed or Eddie Izzard? Ican't quite make up my mind!
It's day number five by my reckoning, thirty-five to go.
It you haven't started building that boat and contacting the local zoos you better get a move on!
Flood warnings have already been issued in the North East (of Scotland - that rocky bit of land above England).
It you haven't started building that boat and contacting the local zoos you better get a move on!
Flood warnings have already been issued in the North East (of Scotland - that rocky bit of land above England).
You are what you drink - I'm a bitter man!
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It stopped raining just before I left work.
It stayed dry while I was on the bus.
But the very second I got off the bus and started the 3 minute walk to my front door...
Bastard weather.
It stayed dry while I was on the bus.
But the very second I got off the bus and started the 3 minute walk to my front door...
Bastard weather.
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We've been having very mild winters recently and the dams are at an all time low Our summer this year wasn't that great either
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<Thinks: Can I grow a beard like that in time for Saturday?>Big Si wrote:The late, great and most sadly missed Uncle Ollie!
Go to sleep now, Francis.
Well I live in Ireland but the whole general thing is pretty much the same. Up in the high 20s most of last week, pissing down rain and freezing my butt off ever since. But we get this every summer anyway so it's no real big deal.
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I haven't got room for all the beetles. Two each of over 400000 species?Erudite wrote:If you haven't started building that boat and contacting the local zoos you better get a move on!
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10 years ago, I used to have one!Thrash Harry wrote:<Thinks: Can I grow a beard like that in time for Saturday?>Big Si wrote:The late, great and most sadly missed Uncle Ollie!
Yeh but it still monsooned the very moment I set foot on SA soil ...hallucienate wrote:We've been having very mild winters recently and the dams are at an all time low Our summer this year wasn't that great either
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Which is quite understandable.
Which is quite understandable.
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Brightened up tonight tho
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Just the gods showing what they think of youJohnny Boy wrote:Yeh but it still monsooned the very moment I set foot on SA soil ...hallucienate wrote:We've been having very mild winters recently and the dams are at an all time low Our summer this year wasn't that great either
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Yes, but tennis-heads deserve all they get. Especially the "Hen-maniacs"Johnny Boy wrote:@ Mrs Snowey - Maybe 'It's Wimbledon' should have been the third poll choice ...
And the Lawn Tennis bods are STILL going um and ahh about putting a cover over the centre court. Perhaps someone ought to send them a letter:
Dear LTA
BRITISH SUMMER = RAIN. LOTS OF IT.
LOTS OF RAIN = EVEN MORE REFUNDS
MORE REFUNDS = LESS MONEY FOR YOU TO SPEND SUPPORTING GRASS ROOTS TENNIS
oh hang on, they don't really do the last bit do they?
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