Things the English say

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Tuscan Chimaera
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You make me laugh! you really are a supersilious tw@t

Yes, there's still a chance for us Just me back the keys

It's me! who the fvck else rings you at this time? Are you having an affair?

Oh hello! Who gave you my number?

Hiya Christ

Call me! Please never contact me again

How's the diet? Still losing the battle, I see

You're looking well You usually look worn out and haggard

Very glamorous! You look too old to be called beautiful

He's very perceptive He's an argumentative little cvnt of a celibate detail man
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:lol: :notworthy:
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Brideoffrankenstein
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It always makes me laugh when people say "No offence but......" and then offend you anyway :lol:
A lady I work with says "Evidently" more often than is necessary which I find quite irritating. Anyway she's leaving soon......... :D
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Tuscan Chimaera
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You'll be fine You're toast

Don't worry, we all do it Glad it wasn't me

So, how are things who the fvck are you and why am I talking to you?

How's things? I can see you're struggling as usual

No one even noticed your personnel file just grew

A plus tard Not if I have anything to do with it
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Andie
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one of the small things that makes me smile is the way some things are said to children...as noticed by the big yin

"if you don't stop that i'll take my hand off of your face"
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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Oh TC you really make me laugh! ;)
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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CorpPunk
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This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang, but a whimper.
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James Blast
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With all due respect you've talked $hite in the past, you're talking $hite now, and you will continue to talk $hite!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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Red Sunsets wrote:With all due respect you've talked $hite in the past, you're talking $hite now, and you will continue to talk $hite!
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

with all due respect :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: makes wanna punch someone who starts a sentence with that
I met a devil woman, she took my heart away
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James Blast
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Oops! sx I have to use that one on a weekly basis at work :oops:
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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Tuscan Chimaera
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markfiend wrote:Oh TC you really make me laugh! ;)
Off the pace, my son
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Tuscan Chimaera
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It just goes to show My head is always empty

Did you see Big Brother last night? Being seen with me will imperil your career

So how do you know X? I fvcking knew I shouldn't have come
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