What are your bad points?

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Tuscan Chimaera
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I can't hide erections.

If I want a stunna I have her.

I inspire envy.

I earn more than you.

I'm replacing you in this job.

I can't put on fat easily.

I have a healthy head of hair.

My teeth are an asset.

My arse looks good in jeans.

I can walk into a pub expecting to be noticed.

I'm smarter than I think I am.
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Izzy HaveMercy
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I have slept with all the pretty girls in Leeds.

I can drink more than I can pay for and less than I want to.

I can travel all over the world, act myself and still everyone likes me.


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Tuscan Chimaera wrote:I have a healthy head of hair.

My teeth are an asset.

My arse looks good in jeans.

I can walk into a pub expecting to be noticed.

I'm smarter than I think I am.
^^^^^
Those.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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emilystrange
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i have everything i need.
my principles are unshakeable.
the people i love, love me.
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
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Tuscan Chimaera
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emilystrange wrote:i have everything i need.
my principles are unshakeable.
the people i love, love me.
Good shout, emily.

All bad points.
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emilystrange
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apparently my arse looks good in jeans too, but i can't vouch for that, i can't see it properly
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
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Mrs RicheyJames
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Mine looks good in the dark.
Only a paand.
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paint it black
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Sexygoth wrote:Mine looks good in the dark.
i dunno, i still haven't met him yet :twisted:
Goths have feelings too
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emilystrange
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;D :notworthy:

i might have to leave the room, giggling too much
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Mrs RicheyJames
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paint it black wrote:
Sexygoth wrote:Mine looks good in the dark.
i dunno, i still haven't met him yet :twisted:
You're crusin' for a brusin' young man :evil:
Only a paand.
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James Blast
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he's not a bad tempered young man tho
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Brideoffrankenstein
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Tuscan Chimaera wrote: I can't put on fat easily.

I have a healthy head of hair.

My arse looks good in jeans.

I can walk into a pub expecting to be noticed.
Pretty accurate for me
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James Blast
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my bad point-

replying to TC posts
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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Dave R
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I am what is commonly referred to as a Yam Yam.
I was born in England ( not a crime )
I am a working class hetrosexual male ( a crime!! )

Because of my 'roots' I speak first - think later - this is a Black Country Trait. ( Fact!!!)

I am TOO proud of my heritage.
I am disgusted by my heritage.

I am prone to gut reaction.
I am prone to gut enlargement.

I work in IT (hiss!!)
I have certain favourite bands.....nuff said...

I can some it all up, and very probabaly myself by saying this:-

My Totally Favourite songwriter goes under the name of.....

VestanPants

I think i owe the world an apology..... :wink:
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Tuscan Chimaera
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Red Sunsets wrote:my bad point-

replying to TC posts
I am the red in your otherwise monochrome sunset, chump boy.
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Black Horizon wrote:My bad point is that I'm a complete c*nt!!! :wink: :twisted:
but on the plus side, at least you are self-aware :lol: :notworthy:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Mrs RicheyJames
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Black Horizon wrote:My bad point is that I'm a complete c*nt!!! :wink: :twisted:
but on the plus side, at least you are self-aware :lol: :notworthy:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Only a paand.
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Padstar
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I rock.

Paddy.
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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Loki
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Padstar wrote:I rock.
Yep. I sense a few nodding HL heads after last sunday. :von:
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Padstar
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Black Horizon wrote:
Padstar wrote:I rock.

Paddy.
No you don't, you're Ginger.
Yes i do... and you know it

Paddy.
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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emilystrange
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Indeed he does.
the ginger adds spice, lol.... :)

xx

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Padstar
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Please dont think im being a big head..... its really ALL im any good at :(

Paddy.
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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emilystrange
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its not a talent to be sneezed at, paddy.. everyone loves a rocker...
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wintermute
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Padstar wrote:I rock.

Paddy.
this is a bad point ?
then he takes your hand in some strange californian handshake and breaks the bone
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Padstar
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wintermute wrote:
Padstar wrote:I rock.

Paddy.
this is a bad point ?
oooops..... im not reading the thread am i :(

Paddy.
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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