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Tuscan Chimaera
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When interviewed sounds like any other bored commie teen just released from 10 years' confinement in a Florida tennis camp.

Not sure now if I should say yes to her.
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Busy day today then TC?
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Markets slow, m8.
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Tuscan Chimaera wrote:
Not sure now if I should say yes to her.
you shouldn't, she's miiiiiiiine
shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather....
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DerekR
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She's great, kinda like Kournikova but with talent!
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Tuscan Chimaera
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You've got to admit she has been well coached.

After stroking the final ball she dropped to her knees then headed straight for the box.
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Andy TG
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Not to offend anyone here - but she does have "Great" legs - you have go to agree!

I bet she has also got a "Firm Grip"

Sexist Moi! ;-)
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AndyTheGoth wrote:Not to offend anyone here - but she does have "Great" legs - you have go to agree!

I bet she has also got a "Firm Grip"

Sexist Moi! ;-)
and i wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting, either :lol:
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I must be getting old. I don't even rustle through the lingerie section of the wife's Grattan catalogue any more...
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Andy TG
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Francis wrote:I must be getting old. I don't even rustle through the lingerie section of the wife's Grattan catalogue any more...
"Grattan" - Piffle - Get "Littlewoods" - Much Better Pics - and YOU are not getting old - Just the World (Worl) Around You!
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