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Half Coated Milk Chocolate Homewheat Digestive...


how can anyone seriously dunk this specimen of pure class in a cup of tea/coffee??


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And why is it that no other nation on God's fair Earth can produce anything to match the humble British biscuit?

Don't get me wrong, I love my international cuisine.

But when travelling the one "luxury" item that comes from home is always a packet of chocolate digestives. Comfort food, indulged all over Europe from Moscow to Myrdalsjokull; Copenhagen to Compostela.

If there is a heaven, and if I ever get there, I expect - nay demand - an unlimited supply. That, and battenburg cake.
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andymackem wrote:And why is it that no other nation on God's fair Earth can produce anything to match the humble British biscuit?
You haven't tried Iced Zoo biscuits yet, have you?
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Although I like a good biscuit as much as the next man, my own personal nomination for the zenith of British cuisine has to be...


Marmite


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Marmite is indeed the food of the gods.
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its disgusting...
now salad cream i can eat by the spoonful.
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Salad cream is gross. Anything like that - mayonnaise, you name it. Utterly utterly gross.

Gimme mustard.
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Marmite has long been a major part of my start to the day. Not by the spoonful though. On cold, buttered toast. Don't try it on Rizzlas. You won't fool anyone. :lol:

This is for spoonfuls. :notworthy:
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Thanks Thrash (I can't get used to not calling you that :lol:) now I've got drool on my keyboard.
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markfiend wrote:I can't get used to not calling you that
Quod erat demonstrandum. :wink:
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mh wrote:Salad cream is gross. Anything like that - mayonnaise, you name it. Utterly utterly gross.

Gimme mustard.
strangely, i don't like mayo.
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so that's who Francis is, hmmmm....
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Red Sunsets wrote:so that's who Francis is, hmmmm....
Damn it, Janet! I just knew that signature wouldn't fool you. :roll:
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damn now im confused.... gonna miss that ol' avatar though :(
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markfiend wrote:Marmite
Twiglets! :lol: :notworthy:
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
bleurgh
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Red Sunsets wrote:Old 4 Eyes Is Back?
You better believe it baby! :lol:
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I can't understand anyone who dunks anything in tea. Apart from Rich tea biscuits. Oh and Marmite is the food of the devil <voms>
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ryan_w_0000 wrote:gonna miss that ol' avatar though :(
Sorry. I was getting sick of the sight of it myself. :lol:
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Dunking galaxy caramel in coffee though - mmmmmmmmmmmmmm-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
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plain chocolate hob-nobs used to be my fave, but then they changed the recipe and i cant eat them anymore :urff:

b*stards.
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