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Better than short ones?

Where do you stand?
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Tuscan Chimaera wrote:Where do you stand?
On my feet.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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markfiend wrote:
Tuscan Chimaera wrote:Where do you stand?
On my feet.
Not your hands?
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Tuscan Chimaera wrote:
markfiend wrote:
Tuscan Chimaera wrote:Where do you stand?
On my feet.
Not your hands?
;D nope.
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markfiend wrote:
Tuscan Chimaera wrote:
markfiend wrote:On my feet.
Not your hands?
;D nope.
Well I guess you just don't understand.
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;D nope.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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"I mean, they're not gonna kill ya,
so if you give 'em a
quick, short, sharp, shock,
they won't do it again.
Dig it? I mean he got off lightly,
'cos I would've given him a thrashing
I only hit him once!
It was only a difference of opinion,
but really...I mean
good manners don't cost nothing
do they, eh?"
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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can't be arsed with flowery constucts.

brief and to the point :wink:
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paint it black wrote:can't be arsed with flowery constucts.

brief and to the point :wink:
:eek:

Let me check my very old PM's.....

;)

nahh.... as the man says... to the point!
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paint it black wrote: brief and to the point :wink:
TC agrees with pib face again.

But I'm not a gayer.

And not always.

Sometimes, in order to elaborate fully, one needs to build the structure of the sentence through gradual increases, each clause taking the pace faster and faster, higher and higher, moving the reader on as if turning the page in anticipation of the next nugget of fact which he is desperate to consume, until he is almost feverish with anticipation and then, once the climax is approaching and there is something of a plateau with the heightened mood beginning to level off, it is important to give the sentence a quick jerk (eh, lazarus?) on the reigns. Like that. It's over. We are back to short ones.

Boy that felt good.
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Oh dear. Silly me. :oops: I thought you meant custodial sentences. You are clever TC. :roll:
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Francis wrote:Oh dear. Silly me. :oops: I thought you meant custodial sentences. You are clever TC. :roll:
Fair enough, and nice post, Francoise.

But please note: that doesn't mean I will sleep with you.
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markfiend wrote:;D nope.
Find a corner and say red lorry yellow lorry three times very quickly.

And get rid of that ridiculous green face thing. What is it supposed to mean?
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Tuscan Chimaera wrote:But please note: that doesn't mean I will sleep with you.
Whassamatta? Not posh enough for ya?
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Francis wrote:
Tuscan Chimaera wrote:But please note: that doesn't mean I will sleep with you.
Whassamatta? Not posh enough for ya?
If it makes you feel better Franny, I wouldn't do Posh either.
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Tuscan Chimaera wrote:
markfiend wrote:;D nope.
Find a corner and say red lorry yellow lorry three times very quickly.

And get rid of that ridiculous green face thing. What is it supposed to mean?
Just did that and someone came along and accused me of walking on my hands. Strange folks.
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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Tuscan Chimaera wrote:
markfiend wrote:;D nope.
Find a corner and say red lorry yellow lorry three times very quickly.

And get rid of that ridiculous green face thing. What is it supposed to mean?
"Red lorry yellow lorry three times very quickly."

;D

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Tuscan Chimaera wrote:
Francis wrote:
Tuscan Chimaera wrote:But please note: that doesn't mean I will sleep with you.
Whassamatta? Not posh enough for ya?
If it makes you feel better Franny, I wouldn't do Posh either.
And I thought a bit of sexual deviancy would've been right up your ginnel, Toe Cheese. :wink:
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Tuscan Chimaera wrote:
markfiend wrote:;D nope.
Find a corner and say red lorry yellow lorry three times very quickly.

And get rid of that ridiculous green face thing. What is it supposed to mean?
:notworthy: :notworthy:

love that song!

i to am not a gayer, though i do like faggots...and yet i don't feel the need to share my feelings with boys TC :wink:
Goths have feelings too
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markfiend wrote:
Tuscan Chimaera wrote:
markfiend wrote:;D nope.
Find a corner and say red lorry yellow lorry three times very quickly.

And get rid of that ridiculous green face thing. What is it supposed to mean?
"Red lorry yellow lorry three times very quickly."

;D

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You're like the child who repeats everything someone says, aren't you?
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