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...on my jollies to Amsterdam tomorrow. *capers excitedly*

See you all on Tuesday. If I don't fall into a canal.
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Have fun markfiend.
or whatever you are planning to Have. :D
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markfiend wrote:...on my jollies to Amsterdam tomorrow. *capers excitedly*

See you all on Tuesday. If I don't fall into a canal.
Please note the typo here from amsterdam boy. The last two words were meant to read "a/c anal".
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I reckon they'll definitely be stopping and searching you on the way back in. :wink:
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The last two posts together conjure an unfortunate mental picture :urff: :lol:
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Enjoy Mark! 8)
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markfiend wrote:The last two posts together conjure an unfortunate mental picture :urff: :lol:
;D ;D ;D :twisted:

let us know what happens, lol
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have fun. And if you do have the misfortune of falling into a canal, please ensure you're holding a Mac at the time :wink:
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Don't expect any coffe in their coffe shops ;D
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Nice one Sir. If you read this in time, my recommendations, assuming you're off to have a smoke, are

De Kuil, De Dampkring, and Dolphins. You can find them on the Amsterdam Coffeeshop Directory website. I buy from Dampkring, loiter there for a while, then shove loads in the Volcano vapouriser in De Kuil. After that, the RLD is strictly a window-shopping experience. :lol:

No point wishing you a fine time, it's impossible NOT to have one in that fair city.

Hmmm, you've planted a rapidly germinating seed, Mr Fiend. :notworthy:
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
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I've just realized I'm off to Mauritius in under a month :) Sea temp at this time of year 22 degrees C :)
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I'm back now. Didn't fall into any canals (or a/c anals :lol:) Nor did I get stopped by customs on the way back (which is probably for the best :innocent:)

Had a day out to Den Haag to look at an Escher exhibition. Did a bit of shopping at Waterlooplein market. Found a decent coffee shop just off the Leidseplein called "Rokerij". Didn't do much else other than smoke, eat and drink. :lol:

A good relaxing holiday ;D
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Hope you had a good time.. when i went, the gang wouldn't let me go to the museum of torture.

now you're back, can you make me a 'ruefully shaking head' emoticon for msn?

ps this has nothing to do with, and is not a conment on, your holiday. i just need to use one, often.

xxxxxx
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If I knew what "ruefully shaking head" would look like... ;)
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like this :roll: mixed with head shaking
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OK. Leave it with me...
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you're a darling.
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markfiend wrote:I'm back now. Didn't fall into any canals (or a/c anals :lol:) Nor did I get stopped by customs on the way back (which is probably for the best :innocent:)

Had a day out to Den Haag to look at an Escher exhibition. Did a bit of shopping at Waterlooplein market. Found a decent coffee shop just off the Leidseplein called "Rokerij". Didn't do much else other than smoke, eat and drink. :lol:

A good relaxing holiday ;D
Nice one! I just came back from the Dam recently too and I'm missing it badly. Christ I LOVE that city. Did much the same things as yourself, plus a few others :twisted: :innocent: Sounds like you did more of the cultural stuff that I've been trying to convince my family that I did too, instead of the seedy pursuits I actually went for...Got any photos of museums etc that I can borrow? hehe

Sod it, I'm going back for Christmas. Flights from Leeds/Bradford for £1 on Dec 23rd :notworthy:
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DerekR wrote:Got any photos of museums etc that I can borrow? hehe
Errmmm no. I forgot to take my camera :lol:
DerekR wrote:Sod it, I'm going back for Christmas. Flights from Leeds/Bradford for £1 on Dec 23rd :notworthy:
:notworthy: Might see you there then! ;D
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markfiend wrote::notworthy: Might see you there then! ;D
Absolutely! Next Heartland meetup in the Dam? Anyone else?
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mmmm possibly...
ONLY if i get to see what i want... culturally, natch...
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emilystrange wrote:like this :roll: mixed with head shaking
How's this?

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ooooh that's just PERFECT.... tell me what to do!
just WAIT till i use that.. ha!
(its been a long running joke)
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Ummm I dunno. I don't use MSN. Sorry!

The image url is www dot markfiend dot com slash images slash rueful dot gif. I guess there's some sort of code like the [img] tags on here that you just put the url in?
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i have no idea.. i will make it work though

thanks honeybun
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