Get Yer Brollys Out!

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25 degrees C here today :)
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just wanna advide against brollys.
just been to t'post office and the bloody thing wouldn't stay the right way round :|
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it kept going inside-out is what i think i meant....
inside-out brollys are the single most annoying thing on the planwet right now :|
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I'm on holiday, but...

I got caught in the driving rain for twenty minutes yesterday, and decided to stay in for the rest of the night to watch my clothes dry.

I've just checked my work email and (*gulp*) worked!

What's happening to me?!?!?!

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Got soaked on my way to the station yesterday. Sat through two hours of meeting, squelching damply at every available opportunity.

Got soaked on way back to station after meeting.

Not impressed, frankly. It was sort of appropriate, I guess. I'd just watched Day After Tomorrow, and the rain storm seemed briefly familiar.
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d00mw0lf wrote::|
it kept going inside-out is what i think i meant....
inside-out brollys are the single most annoying thing on the planwet right now :|
A shop round my way was selling them already turned inside-out. Saves the bother.
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mh wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote::|
it kept going inside-out is what i think i meant....
inside-out brollys are the single most annoying thing on the planwet right now :|
A shop round my way was selling them already turned inside-out. Saves the bother.
I didn't think you could actually buy them; I thought they just grew naturally from the pavement, usually near a bin or gutter :lol: :lol:
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Johnny Boy wrote:
hallucienate wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote: International Time Zones ..? :lol:
I think it's just Norwich :lol:
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yeah yeah yeah!!!!!!!! :lol: Well Norfolk's been behind the times for quite some time now!!!!!! :notworthy: It's still 1892
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"Ah, Ellesmere Port. Where they still point at aeroplanes."

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