i've lost my Heartland T. between the washbin, washing machine, washing line, and back to house.
gggggrrrrrrrrrrr
OH for f**** sake
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JB if you mean the rubber dress, yes, it doesnt get washed, just wiped down with a cold wet cloth...
QB, that's very sarky. do you want that beard pulling out one hair by one?
QB, that's very sarky. do you want that beard pulling out one hair by one?
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Umm, it was a reference to your HL tee being too long and looking like a dress.emilystrange wrote:JB if you mean the rubber dress, yes, it doesnt get washed, just wiped down with a cold wet cloth...
As for the information regarding stain removal from rubber ...
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
Which is quite understandable.
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ah..
no, no stain removal!!!!!!!!! maybe the odd spilt beer, but nothing else. honest. trust me.
no, no stain removal!!!!!!!!! maybe the odd spilt beer, but nothing else. honest. trust me.
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Also handy if you spill yer kebabJohnny Boy wrote:Umm, it was a reference to your HL tee being too long and looking like a dress.emilystrange wrote:JB if you mean the rubber dress, yes, it doesnt get washed, just wiped down with a cold wet cloth...
As for the information regarding stain removal from rubber ...
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What! You mean you didn't carry it reverentially to the washing machine, gently load it in, and watch it go round and round and round all on it's own because no other garment could be worthy of sharing it's detergent bubbles?emilystrange wrote:i've lost my Heartland T. between the washbin, washing machine, washing line, and back to house.
gggggrrrrrrrrrrr
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
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well obviously i did.. took my eye off it for one second.. gone.
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didn't menion they were homing tee shirts?emilystrange wrote:well obviously i did.. took my eye off it for one second.. gone.
i've got about 20 of them all flocking around on the garden as we speak
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That's cos you look like a scarecrow with that beard.Quiff Boy wrote:i've got about 20 of them all flocking around on the garden as we speak
I'm sorry. I very nearly didn't press Submit. But I'm feeling a bit naughty today.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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well send mine back, i'm very cross with it.
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This sounds suspiciously like domestic gremlins at work ...
Load 5 pairs of socks into the washing machine, run the cycle and you can only retrieve nine socks despite a thorough search. Missing sock usually turns up two days later in the most unexpected place mumbling something about alien abduction and sexual experimentation.
Do the washing up in the sink. Search extensively with both hands through the suds in the bowl until you're 110% certain the bowl is devoid of all cutlery. Empty said bowl and stare in disbelief at the single tea spoon left ...
Load 5 pairs of socks into the washing machine, run the cycle and you can only retrieve nine socks despite a thorough search. Missing sock usually turns up two days later in the most unexpected place mumbling something about alien abduction and sexual experimentation.
Do the washing up in the sink. Search extensively with both hands through the suds in the bowl until you're 110% certain the bowl is devoid of all cutlery. Empty said bowl and stare in disbelief at the single tea spoon left ...
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
Which is quite understandable.
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Francis wrote:That's cos you look like a scarecrow with that beard.Quiff Boy wrote:i've got about 20 of them all flocking around on the garden as we speak
I'm sorry. I very nearly didn't press Submit. But I'm feeling a bit naughty today.
but if i were a scarecrow, wouldnt that mean the tee shirts would avoid the garden?!?
@ em: it has been sent back with its sleeves tucked firmly between its legs (?!? )
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Like you even know how to open the washing machine door! And I don't remember you rushing to do the washing up either!Johnny Boy wrote:This sounds suspiciously like domestic gremlins at work ...
Load 5 pairs of socks into the washing machine, run the cycle and you can only retrieve nine socks despite a thorough search. Missing sock usually turns up two days later in the most unexpected place mumbling something about alien abduction and sexual experimentation.
Do the washing up in the sink. Search extensively with both hands through the suds in the bowl until you're 110% certain the bowl is devoid of all cutlery. Empty said bowl and stare in disbelief at the single tea spoon left ...
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
Ahem. I have been known to get in touch with my domesticated feminine self on occassion. Usually when told to by She Who Must Be Obeyed ...Francis wrote:Like you even know how to open the washing machine door! And I don't remember you rushing to do the washing up either!Johnny Boy wrote:This sounds suspiciously like domestic gremlins at work ...
Load 5 pairs of socks into the washing machine, run the cycle and you can only retrieve nine socks despite a thorough search. Missing sock usually turns up two days later in the most unexpected place mumbling something about alien abduction and sexual experimentation.
Do the washing up in the sink. Search extensively with both hands through the suds in the bowl until you're 110% certain the bowl is devoid of all cutlery. Empty said bowl and stare in disbelief at the single tea spoon left ...
And I do seem to remember taking my empty beer bottles back out to the kitchen. And watching the collection of empties on the worktop get bigger and bigger ...
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
Which is quite understandable.
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Thank you QB. I hope you gave it a good whipping.
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Johnny Boy wrote:And I do seem to remember taking my empty beer bottles back out to the kitchen. And watching the collection of empties on the worktop get bigger and bigger ...
They're supposed to act as some kind of a reminder in the morning.
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It was at the back of Mr S's wardrobe.....
he found it, which is suspicious to start with.
still, reunited!
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You don't think he's jealous of the amount of time you spend here, do you?emilystrange wrote:
It was at the back of Mr S's wardrobe.....
he found it, which is suspicious to start with.
still, reunited!
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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nah, i'm at work!
i don't spend that long on here at home... too many things to do, lately. *sigh*
i don't spend that long on here at home... too many things to do, lately. *sigh*
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JB wrote:This sounds suspiciously like domestic gremlins at work ...
Load 5 pairs of socks into the washing machine, run the cycle and you can only retrieve nine socks despite a thorough search. Missing sock usually turns up two days later in the most unexpected place mumbling something about alien abduction and sexual experimentation.
Do the washing up in the sink. Search extensively with both hands through the suds in the bowl until you're 110% certain the bowl is devoid of all cutlery. Empty said bowl and stare in disbelief at the single tea spoon left ...
But you do now where the socks go, right? It is the women who sneaks away the occational sock, and makes tea on it. That make the men stupid and lazy..
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@ QB
You have done it before and you can do it again. I feel that a another "Print Run" of t-shirts are needed. Perhaps the introduction of "Long Sleves" would be an idea . I know that "JB" would like one!
You have done it before and you can do it again. I feel that a another "Print Run" of t-shirts are needed. Perhaps the introduction of "Long Sleves" would be an idea . I know that "JB" would like one!
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long sleeve? interesting idea...
people have asked me about doing some more, but the reason i've been holding off doing a second run is that i didnt want to offend anyone who bought one first time round by doing a second run of the same design.
i might have a think about a new design again, but it wont be right now as things are still a little up in the air about this possible 3 month period to be spent in a hotel in london and if it does happen i'm possibly not going to be around home much for a while
otherwise what would be easier is if enough other people want one of the original "forum thing" design, and the people with one already dont get too upset, then i might just get some ideas for sizes together and get the printers to do another batch (they already have the artwork and screens, etc)
hmmm
people have asked me about doing some more, but the reason i've been holding off doing a second run is that i didnt want to offend anyone who bought one first time round by doing a second run of the same design.
i might have a think about a new design again, but it wont be right now as things are still a little up in the air about this possible 3 month period to be spent in a hotel in london and if it does happen i'm possibly not going to be around home much for a while
otherwise what would be easier is if enough other people want one of the original "forum thing" design, and the people with one already dont get too upset, then i might just get some ideas for sizes together and get the printers to do another batch (they already have the artwork and screens, etc)
hmmm
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?