10/7/04 Sean Connery and Lulu
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James Blast
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Sean Connery is being interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and is bragging that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have 'sex' three times a night. Scots singing sensation Lulu, who was also a guest on the show looked on, intrigued. After the show, Lulu said, "Sean, if Ah'm no bein' too forward, Ah'd love tae dae it wi an aulder man. Let's go back tae mah place." So they go back to her place and have great sex. Afterwards, Sean says "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have even better shex later... but while I'm shleepin', can you hold my baws in your left hand and my wullie in your right hand. He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and true to his word, they have even better sex than the first time. Then Sean says, " that was truly wonderful darling, but if you let me shleep for an hour thish time, we can have the besht shex yet. But again, you must hold my baws in your left hand and my wullie in your right hand. Lulu is now used to the routine and complies - the results are mind blowing once more. Once it's all over, and the cigarettes are duly lit, Lulu enquires. "Sean, tell me.. dis mah haudin yer baws in mah left hand and yer wullie in mah right stimulate ye while yr sleepin?" Sean replied, "No, but the lasht time I shlept with a Glashwegian, she shtole ma wallet."
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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James Blast
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for those nights when you just have to be Wayne
for those nights when you just have to be Wayne
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
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"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
