IT...... home to the insane.. and George.

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Padstar
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This is hilarious..... if you work in the industry, life-threateningly so...


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oh dear.
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Ouchies. Big ouchies.

I've had a few like that. Worst ever was the bloke who said "I got it working but <middle manager X> isn't going to be happy..." and then f---ed off home.
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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grasp on the written word is shakier than a canoe full of epileptics.

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Francis
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Who trained this guy? Come on! Everyone in the industry knows all helpdesk calls can be solved with two simple phrases:

Try rebooting it.

We'll send someone round to re-ghost it.

Some IT support people are so unprofessional. :roll:
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